Gina was in New York, apperantly the state museum was Hiring a tresure hunter to find the 'Cosmic Cap' a legendary Helmet worn by the mighty one. The museum said that what ever the Tresure hunter finds they may keep _Provided_ the museum Gets the legandery Cosmic Cap.
"I'm sorry Miss Diggers, But we've Already contracted Miss Laura Croft. I understand that her Record is Flawless, and she won the tresure hunter award three years in a ro-"
"Dammit She stole that from me, I was the one who Found that damn map in paris and she stole it!" Gina practicaly screamed
"Be that as it may ... Your reputation is spotted at best and we wanted a real Tresure Hunter, not some spoiled rich brat!"
"Uh sir Miss Croft is on line 2 shes calling from her island in the bahamas, she says its urgent, and that we should put her on speaker phone."
"Tough luck Diggers Maybe next time I'll let you tag along as my side kick or somthing Bwa ha ha ha ha!" Laura craoft snickered.
"YOU BITCH!" Gina was for lack of a better word justified in her anger.
*****
Gina was now at a subway station and was waiting for the train to arrive. Unfortunately an obese man that resembled a clown fell towards her pushing her into the path of the arriveing tram the last thoughts through her mind before she was hit, were along the lines of this being the worst day of her life. Just then everything went black.
*****
15 years later....
" Look the arrangment still stands 113 Demons and your humanity will be restored..."
" Fuck You PeeWee! "
"Now as much as I would like to Diggers we had an arrangment, You've returned 110 so far with your record I have no doubt that you capture the last three with the same flare as the others."
"Yes, but What if they recognize me? " Gina said she appeared Physicaly the same as she did before she had Been ran over by the train. Well mostly the same her clothing was a little less than spectacular concidering she had a daily alotment of 20 bucks and a bunch of canceled credit cards. Due to a Technicality, the main fact being that she was an aithiest, amongst others she was sent 'Directly' to hell. So when this Guy who looks alot like 8 year old Erwin shows up and offers her a way out She accepted. Starting in California and moving east she was the best of the 'Three Wariors' sent to earth in order to reclaim the lost souls of Hell. The other one that she new of was a police officer who was sent to hell for killing the man who raped his wife. the third was on the other side of the spectrum a mercenary by the name of Al Simmons whom was currently in a place called Rat City. Gina doubted that any of the Damned ... er Dommed soldiers of hell would ever cross paths.
"Hahahahah, so thats what this is all about" Pee wee was smiling, he of course wasn't Erwin Talon but a devil in disguise of her most hated enemy, sure he wanted to appear as Laura Croft but he didn't want to risk her killing him...Just yet, she had done it three times and he realy didn't like being forced to eat chocolate ice Cream. "Trust me They won't recognize you, with that cheap haircutt, and that worm eaten jacket. To them your little more than homeless White trash. Speaking of which I made arrangments for you to earn a little extra scratch so you can feel free to send them to hell, or plesure the bastards. "
"Mother Fucker!" Gina's eyes glowed green, and her hair moved with the flow of an un earthly wind momentarily before reverting to a more human apperance.
"Oh my virgin ears, Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!" PeeWee was having a kick out of this...
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