Prejudice and Fear: Meeting a Pervert (And I Don't Mean Happosai) [Episode 88436]

by Philip Weigel

Rook sat on his throne, no not the toliet, and looked through his magazines. "Humina humina wee! Who'd a thought that those nyphms were so flexible?"

"Ahem!" A poor nameless peon spoke up.

Rook didn't answer as he continued to look through the smut tastefully done artwork.

"Master Rook!"

Rook glanced up and was going to bean the peon with a bowling ball that he had by his throne when he noticed that he had an audience. "Well well, what do we have here?" He would've raised an eyebrow, if he had one at seeing G'Nolga. "Well well, the disgraced Weaponsmaster of the Dwarven clans. What brings you here? I heard that you escaped from prison."

G'Nolga's eye twitched. "You're pushing it Rook."

The Undead Knight just scoffed and turned his attention to the others. "Hanza? I'm impressed, you made it back."

The Mercanary's eye twitched. "Well, EXCUSE me! Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to find just ONE person in the entire WORLD?!"

Rook chuckled. "Whatever."

*WHAM!*

Rook suddenly found himself with a facefull of boulder, courtesy of G'Nolga. The Undead Knight slumped back into his seat.

Ranma blinked and looked at G'Nolga. "What was that about?"

The Weaponsmaster smirked. "Heh, just some revenge. It seems that Rook doesn't have his little teleport trick anymore."

Hanza shrugged. "Actually he does, but it's more of a concious effort now than it used to be. If he's prepared, he'll teleport out of the way."

G'Nolga shook her head. "Phef! Whatever."

Rook shook his head as he got up and he glared at G'Nolga. One good thing about being Undead was the fact that recovery time was nill. "And WHAT was that for?"

G'Nolga shrugged and smirked. "You figure it out."

If Rook had an eye, it would be twitching right now. Instead of replying he looked at the others in the room. He looked at Ranma first and pointed. "He's the Weresmilodon isn't he?"

Ranma blinked. "How'd ya figure that?"

Rook chuckled. "I told Hanza to bring back the Weresmilodon. You've got pointed ears, typical of any Werecat that I've seen." He then leaned back in his chair. "Besides, the black and white cat-girl's name is Tanya. She used to be a Priestess from what I hear, but that's about it. As for the other two? Feh... Looking at them makes me want to make a Bone Dragon or two, and the only time I get like that is around Dragons."

Six shuddered. "B-B-Bone Dragon?"

Rook snorted. "Don't worry about it. You're good looking enough that I won't do that."

Six sighed in relief while Jane narrowed her eyes. 'Oh great! He's acting like Fauntleroy does.' Save that her husband wasn't too cruel.

Ranma shook his head. "Whateveah. Just leave them alone. You want to see me, leave them outta this. What do you want?"

Rook shrugged. "Nothing much."

"Oh? Whadd'ya want then?"

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(Posted Mon, 26 Jan 2004 22:46)


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