G'nolga twitched, her hands balling up into fists as she heard the name of her most hated enemy.
Rook, of course, was completely ignorant of the sudden company he had, thus he continued skimming through his latest addition to his porno collection. "Scrumptious."
Ranma glared at the man, refusing to recognize what the man was talking about, though he did blush. Just looking at him he figured the guy known as Rook was about his height, maybe a little taller, and he was decked out head to toe in a suit of fine plate armor modeled slightly like a samurai's suit from his homeland. He could feel waves of death flowing from the man, the feel of his power causing a queasy feeling of vileness to erupt in his caste-iron stomach, threatening to spew what food he still had within.
Hanza for herself simply stepped to the side of the room, crossing her arms just under her breasts and leveling a glare at her boss. "Stupid pervert." she mentally grumbled, suppressing the sudden desire to grab him by the neck and throw him off the highest tower into a field of razor blades.
Tanya, perhaps the only true Mage in this group, felt the pain around her abdomen caused by 'That time of the month' to swell in intensity. With sickening awe she could feel the pain in her gut swell, then shrink, only to swell again in time with the man's voice. She shivered; hugging the cloak Ranma had given her nearly a week ago tightly around her bosom. She glared at the man, but the overwhelming feeling of power she felt off the Knight froze her into inaction. She didn't dare speak, for fear of overstepping her bounds.
Six's only outward reaction was to hug Jane's arm tighter, an unconscious shiver spreading all through her petite body.
Jane had seen many things in her relatively short life. She had known love, she had experienced hate, she had seen her husband ripped from his throne of prestige due to his unique questing nature. She had seen and experienced many things since her Husbands exile to Earth. Still, she had never seen, nor felt, the raw vileness of the creature before it. It felt as if every single pore of her skin were under assault by tiny microscopic needles, each digging their way painfully into her skull and nearly buckling her in its intensity. She felt something she very much never wanted to feel again. Fear and absolute disgust.
Rook grinned, turning the page, "OoooO! Whoa.. when did they get G'nolga to pose nude like that?" he blinked, bringing the magazine up closer to his mask, "With a horse? Didn't she eat.. oh wait.." he chuckled, nearly falling out of his seat in laughter, "I get it! She 'eats' them! Hahah!"
"ROOK!" G'nolga screamed, lunging across the room with intent to tear the head off the perverted bastard!
Rook startled, falling out of his chair this time as he spied the enraged five foot tall dwarf barreling down on him with the meanest snarl he had ever seen in his relatively long life (or unlife, if you prefer). "Ah! G'nolga! What a pleasant.." he grabbed the magazine quickly, shoving it into his armor in a vain hope she wouldn't steal one of his only true joys. "You're looking.."
"JUST DIE!" G'nolga screamed in rage, strangling the Undead Knight in a vain hope that by ripping the bastard's head off he'll really die this time! "AND PULL UP YOUR PANTS YOU SICKO! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT ROTTING PEICE OF FLESH!"
Thus the evil everyone felt was revealed, much to his or her disgust.
Ranma spared the beating a glance, before asking out loud, "What did he mean, she 'eats' horses? Does she cook them or something? Aren't they kinda stringy tastin?" he blinked as all the women suddenly moved the hell away from him at faster then light speed.
"DIE RANMA!" G'nolga had no compunctions with answering the boy's question in the most fitting way possible. By introducing very very intense pain to his lower anatomy.
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Rook grumbled, rubbing his forehead irritably. "Hanza.."
Hanza shrugged from her seat, "Don't look at me Rook. I didn't invite them. They were all following that.. " she pointed to the opposite end of the room where G'nolga and Ranma were still beating the shit out of each other. ".. young man there. He's the were-smilidion you had me locate." Hey, she did her fucking job; let Rook deal with the clean up.
"Even G'nolga?" Rook mused out loud, sounding amused.
Tanya glared at the Knight. She may be a little fearful of angering the creature, but even she could detect the subtle hint he was making. She turned to look at the boy she was quickly growing to hate (or so she believed) and the dwarf rolling around on the ground wrestling, "That stupid pig is groping her everywhere!"
"You stupid tomboy! Your built like a brick, your thighs are too thick!" Ranma ranted, still in human form.
"DIE DIE DIE DIE! I'LL RIPP YOUR BALLS OUT WITH MY BARE HANDS!" G'nolga countered as the two continued to roll on the ground, wrestling with each other fiercely.
Six giggled, watching as G'nolga ripped off Ranma's shirt in their struggle. "Go G'nolga! Whoo! Take it all off!"
"You may have something there, Tanya." Jane deadpanned as Ranma inadvertently ripped G'nolga's tunic, revealing far too much flesh to preserve any medium of modesty for the young dwarf. Neither Ranma nor G'nolga seemed to notice this as they continued beating the shit out of each other.
"Well.." Rook turned to the Kryn woman with an amused grin, not that they could see it behind his mask. The woman was glaring at the scene, and seemed to be growing angrier by the second, "Since your.. leader." he chuckled as he said that, watching the boy suddenly freeze up as he realized G'nolga was half naked on top of him. Big mistake, as G'nolga took advantage of it by kneeing him in the balls. "Ouch." Rook sympathized mentally, before continuing his earlier statement, "I guess you must be Tanya'Rey, escaped Sanctuary patient and currently number one on the most wanted list, next to that boy of course."
Ripping her eyes away from the scene, Tanya nodded slowly. "I see you know much about me, Mr. Rook."
"Eh, just Rook." he said, leaning back in his chair, "I make it my business to know these things."
Hanza snorted, "Yeah, I bet he found out about you in one of those porn magazines he keeps around." Just where the hell did they find those damn near exact copies were beyond her.
***
Ecchi, the Rakshasha sneezed cutely, currently in a Sheila form and taking naughty pictures in a tropical setting.
***
"Whatever." Rook snorted. He eyed the two fighting figures, and noticed with a raised eyebrow the boy had shifted into his hybrid form. "Probably to counter the pain of that nut shot." He couldn't blame him one iota for doing that, either.
"I'll admit, I have no interest in any of you." Rook shrugged, motioning to the women at the table, "I only really invited the were-smildion here. Which means you three." he motioned to Tanya, Six, and Jane, "Are trespassing. And I don't like trespassers."
Jane frowned, "What?"
Six began to sniffle again, "Thirty-Eight! He's going to kill us and feed us to the dead dragon!"
Tanya snorted, "He's blowing smoke out of his ass."
Rook twitched, "I should kill you for that!"
"But you won't. You don't know anything about the smilidion, and you can't afford to alienate a possible powerful ally before you know more." Tanya reasoned with a wicked smirk, "Trust me, Rook, he would make a very powerful ally, if you don't piss him off, that is." She was reasonably sure of that, but she hadn't seen the full of extent of Ranma's abilities just yet. Still, Rook didn't need to know that.
"YOU STUPID UNCUTE TOMBOY!"
"DIE YOU PERVERT! G'nolga screeched, clutching one of her freely dangling breasts. That damn boy had grabbed it roughly in one of his holds, and she had every intention of making him pay for that!
"Well.." Rook drawled, "We aren't going to get anything done today. I'm going to bed. (He just wanted some privacy so he could finish seeing his porn) Hanza, show these fine ladies to their rooms, and.. uh... tell those two they get to sleep together tonight." he replied, not really thinking about what he said.
"What the hell?" Tanya snarled! Oh no! She wouldn't allow that pervert to sleep with any woman! She had to protect them, yeah, thats it!
"Calm down Tanya." Hanza snorted, grabbing the woman before she could jump her boss, "Rook just meant they get to sleep outside for fighting." That wasn't true, since they were pretty much going to be confined to this room (unless any of them tried to leave, Hanza didn't think anyone would be stupid enough to try and stop them).
"THATS IT YOU PINT SIZED MIDGET! THE GLOVES ARE COMING OFF!" Ranma began to glow with a serious aura of magical power, stunning everyone in the room since they couldn't detect him drawing from the ethereal stream. "MOKO TAKABISHA!"
BOOOOOOOOOOM
"Oh you are one dead cat!" G'nolga emerged from the blast, her cloths looking much worse for wear, but she herself didn't seem the least bit tired.
"I guess." Tanya allowed, as the group sans Ranma and G'nolga left the room. Six made a passing statement that would keep Tanya up all night for reasons she couldn't understand, "Y'know, maybe Ranma and G'nolga are the types that get all hot and bothered after fighting like that?"
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