"Okay... this rein... rein... rebirth of a cat goddess, which I guess I owe somethin' to, for savin' my life, wants me to mosey on over ta 'Ireland' so that I can get her to remember herself, and save the world or somethin'..." he mused. The Japanese boy(?) shrugged to himself. "Eh, why not? Lots better than stickin' 'round Nerima," he conceded, turning away from the phone booth.
Then, a thought struck him. "What's Ireland?" he asked himself, scratching his head, then winced as he accidentally broke the skin of his scalp. He really needed to get a mirror, so that he could at least tell what happened to his body; he was finding it very odd that he could actually SMELL his own blood leaking out of his head.
Ranma thought about this dilemma (about Ireland) for a moment. He then glanced over his shoulder at the pay phone. "Well... I guess she's still awake right now..." he reconciled as he pulled out the phone card from his pocket once more.
* * *
The werecheetah growled as the phone began ringing again. She turned over in the bed and grabbed the phone off of its cradle, and snarled into it, "What is it, now?"
"Sorry. Can you tell me where, in Ireland?" the voice from before queried.
Her eyes narrowed. "Why don't you ask the effin' leprechauns?"
A pause answered her. "... A what?"
"A leprechaun!" Britanny nearly shouted. "You know? Itty bitty, wears green, likes gold and big guns?"
"... Okay... Can you tell me where Ireland is?" the voice asked. Britanny was beginning to feel her nerves getting ready to snap.
"It's a island in freakin' Europe," Britanny growled. "Now will you leave me ALONE?!?" she screamed, slamming the phone back onto the base. The werecheetah sighed, before turning back to the bed, where the sight of her husband, looking at her in exhausted concern, greeted her.
"Brit? Are you alright?" Stryyp asked, reaching over to her. Britanny shook her head as she crawled over to him, resting her head on his shoulder.
"Oh... I'm okay..." she admitted. "It's just this guy keeps on calling about that Lydia person, and it's starting to bug me."
The alien prince blinked. "Wait... that's one of the wererats, right?"
Britanny nodded sleepily as she wriggled closer into his embrace. "Yeah. But I think the guy won't be calling any time soon..."
RING RING
Stryyp sweatdropped as he watched the eyebrow of his wife tic uncontrollably. "Uh... maybe I should take..."
"No," Britanny said in a defiantly controlled manner. "I think it would be best if I answered," she stated forcefully. She reached over to pick up the phone. "Yes," she asked.
"Now, assume that I wanted to get to Ireland from Japan, how much of a swim would that be?" WHAM
Stryyp sweatdropped as he watched the pieces of what was a titanium reinforced reciever recoil from the bedroom wall. Britanny, meanwhile, snuggled into him, with a relieved grin on her face.
* * *
Ranma stood there, staring at the phone with a cocked eyebrow. "I guess it's far away..." he mumbled. So much for a swim.
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