ANDFR: If You Can't Beat Them, You Might As Well Join Them (LIME) [Episode 89499]

by Jamil Nate

Nabiki poked Ryoga a few times but the Lost Boy stubbornly remained unconscious. While the possibility of her soon-to-come death had been lessened, the odds of it were still too high in her opinion. Kasumi had gotten the right idea and she would have liked nothing more than to follow in her footsteps right now. Too bad her only possible bed partner was not cooperating.

Bringing back a glass of cold water from the kitchen, Nabiki splashed Ryoga in the face, hoping he would finally wake up.

It woke him up, allright, and triggered his Jusenkyo curse at the same time "Bweee!?"

Nabiki froze in surprise. The glass slipped through her fingers and shattered on the floor "Ryoga is P-Chan?" Some things about Ranma's behaviour made sense all of a sudden.

The little piglet panicked and ran as fast as he could. Nabiki broke out of her shocked state and went after him. Unfortunately, she lost him pretty quickly.

Nabiki returned to the Tendo living room, a dejected look on her face "Damn... I must be slipping. How could Ryoga of all people hide something like this from me?" She sighed and grumbled "I could have blackmailed him into having sex with me if I had caught him. Double damn..."

The Ice Queen of Furinkan High felt the cold hands of despair wrap around her whole being. Was that her karma? To die alone without friends and family? To never know the loving touch of a man before the End? All her actions had ultimately been for the sake of her family's finances (well, mostly but that had to count for something...) so the heavens could cut her some slack, right?

"YES! OH YES! RANMA, DEEPER, FASTER!"

Nabiki felt like crying about the injustice of it all. Her own sister, whom she saw the most likely person to finish as a virgin old maid, was getting more action than she, the most loose daughter of the Tendo family. Each creaking of the ceiling was a blow to her ego and self-esteem as a woman.

"AAAAAH! OOOOOH MYYYY! RANMA!!!"

A vein was twitching on Nabiki's brow as Kasumi's screams got louder and louder. Life really wasn't fair. Was that dust and plaster falling from the ceiling?

"YEEEESS! GIVE IT TO ME, RANMAAAAAAA! RAM IT DOWN ALL THE WAY!!!"

Nabiki stood up, slamming her hands on the table "That does it! I just can't win... If I can't beat them, I'll just have to join them!" She was going to show Ranma that she was the sexiest Tendo sister or her name wasn't Nabiki! Apparently there had been a beast under Ranma's 'I'm a clueless wimp with women' facade and she wanted a run!

"COME ON, RANMA! MORE! MORE!! OH YEEEAAAAAAAHH!"

Nabiki ran upstairs, directly heading for Kasumi's bedroom. The door was locked but She wouldn't let her be stopped by something like that "Time to see if my lockpicking skills aren't too rusty..."

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(Posted Mon, 26 Jan 2004 01:08)


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