Missing Persons: 18 is the craziest number, that you'll ever do.. (by accident) (LIME) [Episode 89876]

by CrystalBlaze

Ranma smiled. While adding even more love hassles is a definite pain, at least he was attracted to these girls. More importantly, as he opened each of the nine pods in this room, he realised that since they worked for a team with rotating chairmanship and rtraining in how to take and give orders, they'd be flexible enough to handle his approach to things. Ranma always had been one to assess quickly and deal with what he found, as overplanning invariably had bitten him on the ass.

They were all young, but with the best-looking of all costumes they'd been in, so Ranma was guessing that Ataru had restored the various Avenging Glories into their best condition from the most experienced versions he could get his grubby little hands on. One look at Wanda as she blinked and started to *look* at him settled that question pretty thoroughly. Okay Saotome, think clean thoughts, you are NOT Moroboshi, Yes, she's got the bust size of having had kids, yes, she's 18, YES, she's in the Gypsy costume, but think clean thoughts!

Wanda was also having trouble thinking straight, as she got of her pod and saw the HUNK she somehow instantly latched onto go to the next. Okay, Maximoff, we've been here before, you're under some kind of mind control.. and it's not this God's fault, so.. Keep in mind, Scarlet Witch literally knows gods, so acting like he IS one is just deep loving respect, where she's concerned.

Ranma just kept up, going on instinct so as to hide his arousal. Nothing so blatant as a hard-on, Akane's training on not seeming perverted helped to that extent, but he was still inhumanly aware of how.. healthy these gals were. Especially this one, about seven and a half feet of perfect, curvy, Bright Jade Green sex-bomb. He moved on fast, Shulkie's Speedo & tanktopped body threatening to kill him by nosebleed alone!

The She-Hulk, meanwhile, was getting helped out by Scarlet Witch, AFTER Wanda was sure that Ms. Green Genes was fixated on Ranma and NOT her. Shulkie just said "His?" in a quiet but fierce whisper to her friend and team-mate, getting a nod and a blush in reply.

Jennifer wasn't even trying to fight it, having mind mindjobbed by many in the past. This was the best yet, and in her honest opinion, she was hoping it was lifelong, in order to avoid any of those crooks doing her again! Besides, her body was back in its early 20's again and she felt stronger than ever before. Likely it's my total lack of inhibitions, guess I'm like Cousin Bruce after all! was her take on that front. Hmmm.. Wonder if I can change back to Walters again?

They watched Ranma open the next one up, then blink a little, almost as surprised as the red-skinned, white-costumed girl that just kissed him in a glomp worthy of a Amazon. Wanda commented "I guess that restoration gig isn't just whistling Dixie!" to which Jen smirked and replied "OH yeah.. Looks like Avengers Boytoys just got Binary on the team!" While Wanda sought out a pillow or a brick or something to whallop Jen upside the head with for that name (and I don't mean Binary, folks), Carol Danvers headed over to catch up on what the other Mighty Heroines knew, and Ranma simply tried to avoid lurching to the next pod. His view was like a prize-fighter seeking the Big Prize (in this case, rending Ataru apart atom from atom). It was all I am gonna get a team, I will not go down.. on his end of things.

His world got rocked a trifle more, however, as he opened the fourth pod, releasing a orange-and-black furred sex-demon.. Least that's how the Neko-Ken afflicted fighter tended to view the seductive danger of Tigra!

Greer Nelson saw that desire/hesitation, and between that and a tendency to go into heat on occasion, she just rubbed up against him, inhumanly aware of how she must have felt in the tiniest bikini 'costume' she had ever worn, and whispered to her new Man "I'm your Pussy. Deal with me?" before slinking off to join the other girls. Tigra's very feline, and felines as a rule always DID love to.. cuddle up to those nervous about cats.

The girls whisperd among themselves, Binary and Scarlet Witch occasionally whapping Shulkie in the belly (head was too far up, besides, the gals were discovering a minor mutual attraction and trying to figure out why) and Tigra grinning while the Jade Giantess simply looked skyward in despair. This kept them out of Ranma's way as he wiped away the blood trickle and opened the 5th of 9 pods.

He was met by a light handclasp over the very tip of his nose, and a naked Janet van Dyne said clearly enough he'd understand it "I love you. Did you do this?" Upon his shaking his head and blushing fire-red, she just sighed in esctasy, and said "Good! Then I'm your lover for life, love. Don't get me wrong, I adore you and all, but after Yellowjacket, I kinda vowed to FRY the next jerk that fucked around with my heart. Who DID this, do you know?"

Ranma (now very nervous for more than one reason, especially as he now sported a erection fit to beat the band) managed to get a fairly coherent "A-Ataru Moroboshi" out. Janet frowned cutely, thinking aloud "Why's that name sound familiar? That's fine then, we'll fry his ass and then you'll take us allllll home, you lucky dog! I may have to shrinbk that thing or take up my ex's growth stunt to *fit* though.."

The hormmones of her restored youth DID affect the experienced, but once more flighty Wasp, it seemed. Ranma stood stock still for about two minutes then moved on as the girls' chatting went on its businesslike, but slightly ribald way.

Thus it was with a groan of light despair and barely held-back lust that he saw yet another curvalicious lady. Lady was the word, too, as the Afro-American filled out a costume that while protective and skintight was also thin to the point of delineating everything. She looked at him with a sharp eye.

"Damn. And here Mom always hoped I'd never go interracial, Oh, well. That's.. Are *all* the Avengers here female?" Yet another leader in battle, Ms. Marvel was assessing matters first, in a effort to keep her heartrate under control. The bone-deep sigh she got in return was sufficient answer. "Poor boy, I'll be nice.. for now, you get any others out while I catch up with the girls. You're looking a little hard-up, so relax. We'll work it out." She then joined the others with a little strut that left Ranma sweating.. My.. Kami, am I going to survive this?

And so it went, the big-hair and sweetly-smiling Crystal simply smiling.. then patting his package as she went to get out of the way. Besides, Waspy was standing there with a smile on, and that was it, aside from a flush anytime the others looked, they were all looking she idly noticed..

The eighth one was particularly trying. Ranma managed to keep his pants from ripping, but the calculating and passionate assessment in her eyes left no doubt in Ranma's mind that Natasha Romanov was in serious 'like' of him at the very least. Ranma couldn't help walking away from the deadly and fascinating Black Widow with a decided limp, though he hadn't been injured. From the smile she gave heading over to compare notes with the others, she liked that a lot.

So it was with a twitch in his left cheek (lower) and eyelid that Ranma opened the last one, with a whimper as he saw the familiar Yellow-and-Red costume over a sweet curvy Redhead. Angelica saw that look, said "Hmm.. Later, Stud-boy", then heard the cries to join the others.

Feeling like he'd gone thru Horazon Mountain all over again, Ranma was just about to join them, when a wall slid aside directly before him to show nine pods, all opening as one... With American Dream, Diamondback, Jolt, Moonstone, Songbird, Titania, MoonDragon, Sersi, and The Enchantress getting out!

Back to episode 87244

View episode chain

Read the comments on this episode

See other episodes by CrystalBlaze

(Posted Tue, 27 Jan 2004 07:35)


Home  •  Recent Episodes  •  Recent Comments

Questions? Problems? Suggestions?
Send a mail to addventure@bast-enterprises.de or use the contact form.

らんま1/2 © Rumiko Takahashi
All other series and their characters are © by their respective creators or owners. No claims of ownership of these characters are implied by the authors of this Addventure, or should be inferred.
The Anime Addventure is a non-profit site.