[Episode 90155] [Episode 90155]The guide had kindly helped her out of the pool of water at Jusenkyo, and held up a sign as he spoke.
"You fall in spring of drowned big-titted nympho cockhound size queen! Very tragic story of how my daughter drowned here yesterday!"
"What? You mean, I'll think about, and crave, big, juicy cocks? I'll ravenously desire to fuck and suck every man I see, and the more he's got in his trousers, the more I'll want him? You mean, I'll enjoy cramming enormous dongs into my...ahh! What the hell am I saying?!?"
"Uhh...yeah. Here, have some hot water. You change forms when you get hit by water. Cold, you turn into girl, hot, you turn into boy."
Yoiko grabbed the offered tea kettle. She wanted to change herself, but some part of her wanted to talk to the guide more, first. She quickly realized that it was already beginning, and that she had to take control, and so, she kicked the guide in the balls (later, the guide would comment, "This is how people thank me. It is pretty common."), and ran away. Once her urges were under control, she poured the steaming water on her, then his, head, screaming and then manly yelling, at the pain.
Yoiko, of course, had fought her urges since. But, every time a guy was sexy, or she thought he might be hung, she had more and more trouble. Sure, kicking a stooge like the Jusenkyo guide in the balls and running away was easy. However, she'd once nearly given into temptation when she had turned into a girl on the set of one of her movies. She knew her fellow actor was hung (though, of course, a bit of a loser compared to Ryoga's meat), and he was muscular and tall... Even now, she cringed at the thought of it. Even more shameful was the fact that Yoiko, when trapped in this form, often relieved her urges watching her own porn tapes.
And, when she didn't have any tapes, she couldn't stop herself from relieving her urges, and thinking of...
"ARGH! CURSE YOU RANMA SAOTOME! I WILL PROVE MYSELF!"
Yoiko put down her fist, and began sprinting for Furinken again, at full speed. She was on a mission, and she'd be damned if some curse was going to stop her!
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