The brown tabby cat familiar shrugged, a hard thing to do mind you, "It arrived last night. Your mother, Shayla, said you might be interested in it."
Mimi frowned at that, which came out as a sickingly cute pout, "If mother sent this to me, you can bet she sent one to Selena, too."
Aloysius hmmed, munching on some Meow Mix. He always loved this stuff, considering it fate that the very commercial for the food was similar to his mighty roar, a roar that sent many a foolish enemies running away in fear!
"Meow, Meow, Meow." he paused in his eating to do, the fierce battle cry nothing more then a cute cats meow.
"Come Aloysius! We must get to Japan immediately!" Mimi exclaimed, grabbing her broom and a bag of spell components.
***
Meanwhile, flying over the Pacific Ocean, Selena Masters and her Familiar, Aja, were in a heated debate about this course of action.
"I told you Aja! We find the source generating all that Chaos, and we'll be rich! I can finally buy a new broom!" Selena crowed, idly pushing a tuft of her blond hair behind one ear.
The broom made a sickening queasy sound, similar to the sound a car makes when it refuses to turn over.
Aja, holding on to the sides of the broom for dear life, failed to respond to his master's statement, he was currently puking his guts out on the unsuspecting marine wild life below.
***
Three Days Later - Nerima-ku, Tokyo!
Selena took a long drag off her cigarette, enjoying the sickening if not entirely addicting taste of the foul air, exhaling deeply, she felt a shiver of relief shake through her entire body as the nicotine it had been denied the last two hours finally entered her system. The fact she had to steal the box of smokes from a local vendor convienitly forgotten, or it would have been if Aja hadn't made a point to rub it in her face.
"I told you when we left. 'Make sure to change some cash over to yen!' but nooooooooo, no one listens to Aja. Everything Aja says goes in one ear and out the other." the gray cat complained, walking along side his master as she smoked greedily of the cigarette, her other hand holding a mirror she occasionally glanced at as the two moved through the streets.
Selena rolled her startling blue eyes, idly adjusting the clasp around her neck that kept her violet cape in place on her shoulders. Aja could be such a worrywart, "Give me a break." she grumbled, more to herself then to the cat.
Five more minutes passed in this vein, the only difference being when Selena's cigarette went out, she flicked it away and grabbed another one. Aja had settled into the role of the ignored familiar, a role he had become accustomed too when he became the older woman's familiar. He couldn't figure out why the thirty-year-old witch could be such a nuisance at times, but he guessed it didn't really matter.
Selena, was Selena, was Selena.
Aja blinked, only realizing now Selena had stopped moving as the two went past the entrance to what appeared as a busy restaurant. Back tracking, the gray cat gave the building a once over, snickering at the name. Cat Cafe.
Selena frowned curiously for a moment, taking one long drag off her smoke before flinging the cigarette away, she seemed to convulse a moment, finally reaching her nicotine limit, before exhaling the vile stuff.
Aja sighed. He really needed to introduce his master to the patch.
"The Chaos energies we have been tracking end here, Aja." Selena said seriously, debating whether or not she should go inside.
"Right. So, whats the plan again?"
Selena shrugged, opening the door, "Go in, get the item, sell it for oodles of cash. What's so hard to understand about that?" she asked, turning away from the cat in time to receive a large amount of dust to the face. She sneezed cutely, rubbing her eyes and nose while the Dust began to affect her body.
Aja slinked up to the woman, peering inside and completely missing the splash of dust that had hit his master. "Oh.. what the heck?!?" he grimaced, seeing numerous people becoming intimate real fast, "Selena! We gotta... LOOK OUT!" he screamed, a roughly male figure lunging towards his master, who he only now realized was in danger of being effective by whatever was affecting these people.
Selena oofed, tumbling to the ground. Her mind was dizzy, unprepared for the sudden overwhelming urge to fornicate with the nearest male. She felt the heated wet lips collide with hers, the furious almost angry force behind the kiss causing her eyes to flare open in shock, and as she took in the form of the young boy on top, and currently fondling her chest, Selena Masters was lost on a haze of perpetual lust.
Aja hissed, lunging at the cretin who would dare assault his master.. only to get batted away by Selena herself! Crashing into the ground, Aja shook his head, to dispel the disorientation of being smacked by his master. He looked up in time to gawk at the site of his master grabbing the boy by the neck roughly, holding onto him as she took off on her rickety groaning old broom.
"Well.. this is some serious shit.." he grunted, toeing at the still burning cigarette his master had discarded earlier.
***
Mimi blinked, "Aja?!?" True enough, the gray cat turned towards her, a serious and unhappy frown on his cat face. "Aja! What are you doing here?!?" An uneasy feeling began to well in the pit of her belly. Damn it, she just knew Selena had managed to beat her here.
Aja grimaced, raising one paw and motioning towards the Cat Cafe's entrance, "Take a look in there, Mimi. It's not pretty."
Aloysius frowned, following his master to the doorway. When Mimi opened the door, then nearly instantly slammed it shut, a rouge blush blazing across her face, the tabby cat groaned. He had only managed to catch a breif glimpse, but the site of some guy taking some woman from behind, right in the middle of a public place, told him everything he needed to know.
"Aja.. where's Selena?" Aloysius asked the gray cat, idly noticing Mimi snapping to attention and staring at the gray cat as well.
Aja shrugged, pointed some where towards Tokyo, "Out there. Some guy jumped her, and when I tried to beat him off of her she smacked me, then kidnapped the guy and took off flying that away."
Mimi kneeled down by the cat, a horrified look in her eyes, "She didn't.. " she took in a deep breath, trying to fight down the embarrassment she was feeling at seeing the raw acts of carnal sex taking place in the Cafe, "She.. didn't go in there, did she?"
Aja chuckled nervously, "Uh huh.."
Mimi blushed again, "Oh dear, I wonder what mother would think about all this."
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(Posted Wed, 11 Feb 2004 01:29)
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