The brown tabby cat familiar shrugged, a hard thing to do mind you, "It arrived last night. Your mother, Shayla, said you might be interested in it."
Mimi frowned at that, which came out as a sickingly cute pout, "If mother sent this to me, you can bet she sent one to Selena, too."
Aloysius hmmed, munching on some meow mix. He always loved this stuff, considering it fate that the very commercial for the food was similar to his mighty roar, a roar that sent many a foolish enemies running away in fear!
"Meow, Meow, Meow." he paused in his eating to do, the fierce battle cry nothing more then a cute cats meow.
"Come Aloysius! We must get to Japan immediately!" Mimi exclaimed, grabbing her broom and a bag of spell components.
***
Meanwhile, flying over the Pacific Ocean, Selena Masters and her Familiar, Aja, were in a heated debate about this course of actions.
"I told you Aja! We find the source generating all that Chaos, and we'll be rich! I can finally buy a new broom!" Selena crowed, idly pushing a tuft of hair behind one ear.
The broom made a sickening queasy sound, similar to the sound a car makes when it refuses to turn over.
Aja, holding on to the sides of the broom for dear life, failed to respond to his master's statement, he was currently puking his guts out on the unsuspecting marine wild life below.
***
Three Days Later -- Nerima-ku, Tokyo!
Mimi held the crystal to her chest, mindful of the drones of people filtering about left and right. She didn't want to have to explain what she was doing, nor did she want to explain why she had a glowing gem in her possession, and she certainly didn't want to explain to the two girls Aloysius was currently talking too that she was a witch.
Wait a minute. Rewind That.
She certainly didn't want to explain to the two girls Aloysius was currently talking too that she was a witch.
Great.
"So there I was, facing down the army of undead. My master was unconscious, her companion crying in abject fear. Did I stutter? Was I scared? Heck no! I reared up, like so." Aloysius stood on his back legs, "Said "I AM FELINE! HEAR ME ROAR!" and then let loose with my soul chilling scream, a scream that can kill even the most battle hardened demon from the abyss."
The tabby cat took a deep breath, before letting loose with his soul chilling battle cry of death, "MEOW MEOW MEOW!"
Mimi face palmed.
Yuka and Sayuri giggled, play acting fear at the sound of Aloysius's 'fearsome' cry. "Oh, that's so scary!" Yuka suddenly hugged Sayuri, looking fearful.
"I'm going to cry!" Sayuri sniffled, forcing fake crocodile tears from her eyes.
Aloysius looked smug, coming back down on all fours, "Fear not little ladies, I'm a nice little cat." he rubbed up against their legs, "Good for petting and dotting on!"
"Oh he's so Kawaii!" both girls chirruped, loosing their 'fear stricken' poses and petting the little cuddly cat.
***
Mimi felt the warm pulse from her crystal as the two moved down the street, a sign that they were nearing the object of Chaos they sought.
It had taken a bit of coaxing, and a lot of whining, but she had managed to drag her familiar away from those two girls. She was slightly surprised they didn't say anything about it, other then comment about how jealous they were she had a talking cat, and they didn't. Maybe this place was similar to Quagmire? In that it's strangeness isn't even considered a bad thing anymore.
"Did we have to go so quickly? They promised to feed me sushi!" Aloysius complained, trotting behind the red headed witch with a despondent look about his face.
Mimi sighed, "I'm sorry Aloysius, I really am." she smiled benevolently then, giving the cat a kind hearted glance, "I promise, I'll buy you all the sushi you can stomach before we go home. Okay?"
The tabby cat made a show of sniffing, tears threatening to fall from his eyes, "You promise?"
Mimi nodded, idly noticing the gem in her hands was rapidly beating, the object of her search close by. "I promise."
Aloysius meowed loudly, doing a little jig. Don't ask, Mimi wasn't sure how a cat could dance like that.
"Hehe..." Mimi smiled, looking over the small restaurant's exterior, "This is the place, this is where all the Chaos waves lead to."
"Good!" Aloysius suddenly became serious, "Lets hurry up. Faster we take care of this, faster I get my yummy yummy sushi!"
Rolling her fierce green eyes, Mimi opened the door in time to get sprayed with a huge amount of dust. She sneezed cutely, stumbling slightly and leaning on the door to remain upright as the Dust began to work through her body.
Aloysius blinked, "Mimi?" he strolled up to his master, rubbing the length of his body against her legs, "What's wrong?"
"Aloysius.." Mimi panted, her body suddenly feeling on fire. She could feel, in horrified awe, her chest heating up, her slim tender nipples hardening and pressing against the soft velvet of her dress. She shuddered suddenly, completely unprepared for the alien sensations of arousal rocketing through her body.
"Mimi.." Aloysius began, before a human boy suddenly stepped out of the restaurant, encircling his master in a strong embrace before forcibly applying his lips to hers. Mimi's eyes opened in shock, a breif second she thought to struggle, until the dust took hold and shattered any resistance she might put up as her eyes locked onto the blue eyes of the boy, her own furious passion joining in the kiss.
Aloysius blinked, trying to dispel the mental image of his holier then thou master feeling the boys crotch up, making no resistance what so ever when the boy managed to unbutton her dress some what, and snake a hand in to cup her breasts. "Hey now, wait a minute here!" he hissed suddenly.
Ranma blinked, his acute fear of cats managing to break through the haze of lust that had settled over him as Aloysius approached, hissing angrily with his teeth of sure death bared, ready to strike at him.
Mimi, lost in the haze of lust, noticed her partner for the next twenty-four hours was pushing away from her, being driven away by that stupid cat. Thoughts of killing the cat entered her mind, before she squashed them by booting the cat roughly away. She spared her surroundings a glance, before grabbing the suddenly fearful boy by the scruff of his shirt, taking flight with the boy in tow deeper into Tokyo, to the nearest love motel she could find.
Aloysius grumbled, pulling himself from a trash bin his master had unerringly booted him into, "Great, just great! This has to be some plot! I just know it!"
***
Selena frowned, "Aloysius? What are you doing here?" she asked. Darn it! Mimi probably beat her to the score! Now how was she going to make the some cash out of all this?
Aloysius shivered miserably, "Selena! Aja! It's terrible! Master kicked me! She kicked me! All so she could run off with some boy she was feeling up!"
Aja blinked.
Selena blinked, "What?"
Aloysius continued to wail his sob story, "Why me? Why does this sort of thing always happen to me? My master becomes the Queen of Hell. My Master falls for an idiot. My Master runs off after feeling up a younger boy like some common tramp! Why oh why does this always happen to me?!?"
Aja sweat dropped. And he thought he had it bad.
Selena blinked, before shrugging, "So sis is off getting laid." she spared the wailing cat an amused look, before grinning and walking away, "Bout time."
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