“Is she coming onto me?” Vegita mentally questioned. “Must be some sort of odd mating ritual with these females...” Vegita guessed. Damn. What was it with these women, associating pain with pleasure? “You’d think they’d have died by now.”
Floating down and touching the ground, Vegita slowly walked towards the Sailor Senshi, intent on taking that sword of the tall blonde’s and giving her the spanking of a lifetime; to give her such a red-ass, her friends would be mistaking her for a baboon for the next decade.
Holding her Star Sword at the ready, Sailor Uranus got the feeling that maybe, just maybe, she might be up against a worthless male that may actually be a match for her might as the guardian of the sky.
Fortunately for the Senshi of Uranus, she was saved from the fate of bottom spanking when Vegita stopped in his spot.
It was faint. The feeling like a human winding up a punch. Though it was far away, Vegita could somehow feel it was aimed at him...
...And the fact there were castanets playing, Vegita REALLY got the impression something stupid was going on.
Then Vegita felt it, the slight twinge of energy. Nothing serious, but enough for the prince of all Saiyajins to know that something was there. Raising his hand, Vegita snapped the projectile right out of the air to see what the hell was going on.
Indeed, Vegita got another surprise.
A rose. A symbol of love, even to Saiyajins.
Blinking his eyes, Vegita could only say one thing. “The hell?”
Looking around, Vegita searched for the source of this rose.
And he saw it.
Standing on the top of a telephone pole, Tuxedo Kamen’s cape billowed on the breeze, giving him a dramatic flair. “Do not give into despair, Sailor Moon!” the tuxedoed hero stated. “As long as your heart is pure and sure, you will-”
“Aw, just shut the FUCK up, Mamoru!” Usagi snapped as she was still in a bowing position towards Vegita. Not only Tuxedo Kamen, but the Inner and Outer Senshi stared at their ‘leader’ in complete shock.
“B-b-but, Sailor Moon...” Tuxedo Kamen tried again.
“Mamoru-baka!” Sailor Moon cried. “Don’t go throwing roses at him! He’s Vegita!”
“V-Vegita?” Tuxedo Kamen asked. “Who the hell is that!?”
As he ignored the display between the only girl the Saiyajin considered had ‘normal’ hair and the weak-willed man in the overblown top-hat, Vegita crushed the rose in his hand. Either this man was insulting him, or he was flirting! Either way, it pissed the Prince of all Saiyajins off to no end.
“YOU!” Vegita screamed out as he pointed to the tuxedoed idiot. “You dare to hit on the Prince of all Saiyajins!? You bastard! I do NOT swing that way!”
“That is if you don’t believe certain H-Doujin,” Sailor Venus mumbled lightly. Rei and Ami just nodded their heads to that, though the latter had a deep blush at the thought.
Nothing more was said as Vegita hovered a good foot off of the ground as he headed towards the telephone/power pole. He struck his hand through the concrete and steel of the pole, breaking it in two.
The Senshi scattered as the pole came down, bringing live wires down with it.
Nabiki groaned as she saw the Senshi running about like chickens with their heads cut off. Looks like the neighborhood would be without power for awhile. “Oh, and look. Seems the guy in the tuxedo couldn’t fly...”
“Hey!” Akane piped up. “It looks like he’s heading right down towards the...” She trailed off as she realized he indeed was. “Uh-oh.”
Nabiki and Akane averted their eyes as Tuxedo Kamen his the electrified pavement.
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