He nudged his female side a few times and cleared his throat, looking down at her. "Ranko," he said softly. "Ranko, wake up."
Sure enough, the female Ranma blinked a few times, grinning at Ranma as she looked up at him. "Hey there, stud," she cooed in a cliched breathy bimbo voice, "Wanna do it?"
Ranma sighed softly as he shrugged, leaning down to kiss her on the lips. "I suppose that's what we're here for, right Ranko?"
Suddenly, the female Ranma cleared her throat and glared at Ranma icily. "Why are you calling me Ranko?"
"Well the author's kinda lazy and wants to be able to identify you more easily. Guess Ranma-chan's too much to type," Ranma deduced.
"There's that, I guess," Ranko decided, shrugging her shoulders as she did. She then let her lips touch Ranma's the two sucking on eachother's mouthes, their eyes gazing into one another as Ranma's hands slide around Ranko's back, reaching down for her ass and giving it a hard grope.
Ranko broke off the kiss at that sensation, letting out a loud groan of lust as she licked her lips and looked up at Ranma, her eyes burning with hunger.
"What do you say we skip the foreplay?" she offered. "I'm so horny I could fuck a horse..."
Ranma groaned at the bad pun and thought about it.
"Rubber?" Ranko asked. "It's not like women ever get pregnant in these things!"
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