[Episode 9362] [Episode 9362]
The three grossed out brave prisoners were brought to a private room and left alone with the Dark Lord of the Porn.
"Ranma, I am your father!"
Canel and Meia gasped in surprise and horror even as they buried themselves further into Ranma's front and back respectively.
"Yeah, tell me something I don't know, Pops. I mean if Mom saw you like this..."
"GAH!! Not No-da!!"
Ranma was used to seeing Genma cringe, but even so, this was a whole new level of whimpering even for the old fart.
"How?! How did you find out about her?!"
"Geeze! Don't blow a gasket! I mean, 'duh' she's my Mom, why *wouldn't* I want to know about her? (never mind the fact that he hadn't found out about her till he was 16...)"
"You must not go to her! My son, join me! And together we can overthrow Fukkosai and Ream the Galaxy as Father and Son!!"
Ranma gave the older man a disgusted look.
"I'll NEVER join the Ass side of the Porn! Do you know how gross it felt just to expose myself to all those leering sickos even it was to save a planet and get some hot nookie from the princess?!"
Manly Genma composed himself.
"Then I have no choice..."
*UNZIP*
"KIYYAAAAAA!!!"
Meia and Canal screamed as their eyes were bombarded by the terribly wrong sight of the Manly Saber.
But Trouble Contractor Ranma had a plan.
"Is Mom still taking wild swings with the katana?"
And the Manly Saber...went limp.
Genma curled up into a whimpering ball, clutching at his treasured possessions.
"Now's our chance!! Saotome secret Technique!! Run away until we think of something better to do!!"
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(Posted Sat, 02 Nov 2002 08:56)
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