The Undead Knight’s left eye twitched, and came loose from its socket. Pushing it back in, Rook frowned. “Come on! How long can I take to kill someone when you’re a frikin’ werecheetah!?”
Grumbling at the crappy part-time help he was getting, Rook left Brianna’s armory where he had been waiting for the werecheetah. He was going o find her come hell or high water! “And damn it! It will be hell!”
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The door to the reinforced storage room opened with a loud creak as the thick steel swung inwards. “Hey, Cheetah, you in here?” Rook asked as he poked his head in. He stopped as soon as he saw the sight before him.
There was Britanny Elin’Gia Diggers, sitting on her butt amongst a pile of opened boxes and cans. Numerous bags of chocolate-chip cookies were strewn about the room, and she had a candy-bar in each hand.
Rook’s eye twitched erratically at this. “What are you doing?” Rook asked in disbelief. “I told you to kill your family!!!” The undead asshole screeched.
“Can’t talk,” Britanny managed to mumble between bites. “Eating for two.”
“Oh, for the love of...” Rook started to grumbled. He looked back and snapped his fingers. “Get her, boys!”
It was then that Rook, Natasha, the Lich King, and other Undead horrors started rushing in the room, carrying a dragging Britanny away. “Noooo!” Britanny screamed as she was carried about their shoulders. “My chocolate!!!”
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Growling, Britanny walked down the hallway, a fire-axe in her hands.
No, not the axe a fireman uses! A huge battle-axe of the fire element! (Hey, having an Armsmaster for a mother has its advantages.)
Stopping at one door, Britanny slammed the axe against the door a few times, creating a large hole in it. She stuck her head in and shouted, “Here’s Johhny!”
Only there was no one...
“D’oh!”
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An axe chipped away at the door, creating a large hole. Britanny stuck her head in and shouted, “David Letterman!”
Again, it was an empty room.
“Damn it!”
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Again, an axe chipped away at the door, creating a large hole. Britanny stuck her head in and shouted, “Jay Leno!”
But alas, Gina’s room was empty. “Oh, come on! You cheap, sons of bit-”
Britanny stopped her tirade when she saw the plate of chocolate-chip cookies n Gina’s desk. “That weenie was holding out!”
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An axe chipped away at the door, creating a large hole. Britanny, with chocolate-chip cookie crumbs on her face, stuck her head in and shouted, with a Japanese accent, “Most Extreme Elimination Challenge with Vic Romano and Ken Blakenship!”
The return shout Britanny go was, “Peebo!”
Staring a moment, all Britanny could say was, “Aw, crap...”
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An axe with two parts of the handle taped back together chipped away at the door, creating a large hole. Britanny, with her hair slightly singed and a band-aid over her nose stuck her head in and spoke in a monotone voice. “This is CNN.”
Again, it was an empty room.
Staring forward into nothingness, Britanny grumbled, “Living in a mansion sucks sometimes.”
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An axe chipped away at the door, creating a large hole. Britanny stuck her head in and shouted, “This is the Daly Show, with Jon Stewart!”
Blinking her eyes, Britanny looked about. She blushed. “Oops! My own room.” She then blushed at a certain thought. “Darn it, Muffin’s gonna be SO mad at me about this.”
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An axe chipped away at the door, creating a large hole. Britanny stuck her head in and shouted, “I’m Andie Douglas! And I’m Walter Cronkite! All this and Mickey Roonie on Sixty Minutes!”
“BRITANNY!!!” Was the cry from Theo and Julia.
With a blush showing up from underneath her fur, all Britanny could say was, “Oops.” She pulled her head out quickly, and knew her parents were going to ground her for this.
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An axe chipped away at the door, creating a large hole. Britanny stuck her head in and sang out, (off key might I add), “Grab a beer and drop your pants, send the wife and kids to France, it’s the MAN SHOW!”
Staring at their axe-wielding psycho-sister, Gina and Brianna screamed as they ran in the opposite direction.
Britanny smiled in a slightly evil fashion. “The hunt... Is on!”
"You know, I have absolutely NO idea."
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