Ranma's New Life: A matter of timing [Episode 94677]

by Kestral

What to do?!

Something firmed in Ranko the way it had when Grandfather Happosai had tried to attack Akane.

Unknown to her, a glittering symbol formed for the second time on her forehead.

"Hohohohoho! These are the vaunted Sailor Senshi? I think perhaps your reputations are in need of pruning!" The daival threw a stream of pruning shears at the still standing Sailor Mercury.

"EEEEP!" Sailor Mercury exclaimed as the shears passed by her and suddenly her sailor costume came apart in little shreds.

Sailor Moon looked at where Mercury was huddled, Sailor Jupiter was tied up in garden hose, Sailor Mars' high heels were sticking out of a barbeque grill (with muffled invective from under the lid indicating that Mars wasn't enjoying her current predicament), Sailor Uranus and Neptune were still trapped in potting soil, and Sailor Pluto was still pinned to the wall with tomato stakes. Occasionally the trellis-bound Saturn would tug at her own entrapment.

"She's so fast," complained Sailor Moon.

"Now for you," said the daival, bringing her hands up. "I think the Moon is about to set." An auto-mulcher roared to some semblence of life.

"Drill kick," said a young redhaired girl, jumping in and delivering a flying spinback kick to the daival's head.

"Who dares -" began the daival.

"Tempus fugit," said the girl, not knowing how she knew - she simply knew this manuever would allow her to speed her own time up in relation to everyone else.

"Gurk," said the daival as one hundred hits to her stomach connected per second. Five hundred per second. One thousand per second.

"Legsweep," said the redhaired girl, further unbalancing the daival. "Shoulder throw."

"WAAAAHHHHH!" said the daival as it saw where its trajectory was taking it.

Buzzzzzzzzzzzz chk-umpf went the auto-mulcher as something jammed all its little saw blades and choppers.

"this isn't beautiful or lovely," said the very injured daival from within the automulcher.

Sailor Moon finished her windup at last. "Moonlight Healing Tender Heart Reborn!"

As the giant pink crystal heart smashed auto-mulcher and daival to powder, everyone could hear a faint "oh frak, i mean, sweet-o!."

There was a blur and the redhead vanished.

"Wait! Wait! She's gone," complained Sailor Moon.

"Is this a new menace?" asked Uranus.

"Who do you suppose that girl was?" Sailor Moon asked.

• "Good grief," said Mars. "It was Ranko. She was wearing the same clothes and everything. Weren't you paying attention, odango-head?"
• "It's a new menace," said Uranus. "She called herself a daival. What do you suppose that means except a new set of 'monsters of the week' and so on?"
• "Isn't anyone going to comment on my new attack?" asked Sailor Moon plaintively.
• "No idea who the girl was," said Uranus, "but did you get a look at that rack she had? Whoa baby!"
  Neptune rolls her eyes and grumbles something about tomboys.
• Something else

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(Posted Sat, 13 Mar 2004 15:49)

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