Waiting for the the KOF character that would barge on them to show up, Ranma felt something.
"Oh man I know who the writer of this episode is"Ranma said.
"And how bad is he?"Mai Shiranui asked. She hoped he wasn't another lousy lemon writer.
"Well he's never written a lemon, but he does have fetishes" Ranma said.
"What kind of 'fetishes'?" Mai asked, wondering what they could be.
"He's a huge,huge, huge transformers and Marvel Comics fanboy.. so expect the Dinobots or Cable to show up any second" Ranma said.
The door to the room was swung open, and walking into the room was something Ranma and Mai had never,ever encountered before. That was saying a lot to Ranma since he had encountered so many things in the AA.
That something was a man sized styrofoam cup, with a lid and straw in it. It also had eyes, a mouth and two yellow hands.
"In all the things I've encountered, fought and/or had sex with, I have never ever met you before" Ranma said.
"Gee that makes me so special" The cup said in a highly sarcastic tone. For some reason it really,really pissed off Ranma and Mai. Something about him made them want to beat the crap out of him, yet they wanted to know what he was and why he was interupting them. They prayed he wasn't going to join in their lemon action.
The cup walked into the room. Though it looked a bit weird to Ranma and Mai since the cup had no legs.
"Who are you?" Mai asked.
"I am Master Shake, leader of Aqua Teen Hunger Force"Shake said.
Ranma noticed something. That something being a glass of water in Shake's hand. It wasn't there before when he walked into the room. Ranma had a feeling where this was going to go.
Ranma sighed and asked "You want to see some lesbian action?"
"You're damn right I want to see some lesbian action, and since the writer gave me incredible powers, I'll get what I want and how I want it!" Shake proclaimed.
"He really give you powers?" Ranma asked. Something about the situtation felt dubious to him.
Shake put the glass...somewhere and pulled out a letter.
Shake read the letter aloud.
"I, Fanboyimus Prime, grant Master Shake incredible powers and the send him to the dimension where the 4th Wall is broken and Ranma and Mai are having sex" Shake said.
Then Shake noticed some fine print and read it.
"No I didn't give you any special powers. You better run Shake since I'm sure Ranma and Mai are going to kick you ass" Shake read.
Ranma got up and cracked his knuckles. Then he remembered he wasn't wearing any pants. He quickly ran over to his dresser and pulled out some underwear and pants.
Mai found something to wear somehow. Ranma had no idea where she found something to wear since she appeared naked in his bed. He shruged and figured it was a plot contrivance.
Ranma and Mai walked out of the room, and had to dodge flaming arrows.
Shake was very proficient with a crossbow and flaming arrows. He could always hit the target. However his target was always a TV set that was at most a foot away from him. He couldn't hit martial artists at all.
"Hey you trying to burn this house down?" Ranma yelled.
"As long as I'm not in it!" Shake yelled, and then ran into a room and slammed the door.
"What room did he just run into?" Mai asked.
"The bathroom and I hope the bucket is in there"Ranma said. He figured he could fill the bucket with water and put out the fire easy enough.
Inside the bathroom, Shake saw someone he knew. It was a shapeshifting wad of meat he tormented.
"Meatwad, what are you doing here?" Shake demanded to know.
There was a pregant pause before Meatwad said "Bathing".
It was then the bathroom door opened.
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