"I just got a great idea," Ranma said, "how about we pay 'em back for all they've done to me to make my life Hell. First off, Ol' Ghoul:" he was suddenly bonked on his head from the cane out of reflex, "use the memory erasing stuff on all of the girls so none of them think they ever did each other. Keep Nabiki able to remember it though."
"Then Mom, use your friends in the Government to dig up everything they can on Nabiki. It's time to Blackmail the Blackmailer into keeping quiet about those 'experiments' the girls did. So then Nabiki would have to keep quiet, and she's the only one who they can trust to tell them what happened."
"While Nabs is to busy keeping quiet about the girls, we start spreading rumors that they were lesbians."
"Son-In-Law," Cologne replied, "I don't understand where you are going with this."
"Let me finish," Ranma said, "the girls were really jealous of each other and always itching for a fight. So each of them will start thinking that the others are spreading rumors to ruin their reputation, and then I'll start keeping my distance away from each."
"Eventually all that pent-up rage will have to explode." Mousse replied, the myopic weapons master starting to see his own contribution.
"Exactly," Ranma said, "once they beat each other to a bloody pulp, we give 'em the tape Mousse got."
Nodoka's eyes filled themselves with pride after she saw her son show his smarts. She had heard the mumbles and whispers people had said about him, how he was a dumb jock, a failure, and a delinqunt from that little bratty girl who was always yelling at students. Nodoka knew that he was smart, you just needed to push the right buttons.
"That is a genious idea," Cologne said, "the girls will be psychogically damaged, except for my foolish great-grandaughter."
"Here's the thing," Ranma said, "she was punished for not completing the Kiss of Death or the Kiss of Marriage by being trained at Jusenkyo right?"
"Yes, Son-in-Law."
"So we tell the whole tribe she's been whoring herself out to everyone except the man she gave the Kiss of Marriage to, and tried to seduce the person she gave the Kiss of Death to. There's gotta be a law against that, right?"
"Now that you say that," Cologne said, "someone who has broken the Gender-Jusenkyo clause by not completing either, instead by breaking it by marriage to another, is to be locked into their Jusenkyo form forever."
"That solves that." Ranma said, "So we all understand the plan, right?"
The announcment of "Hai!" was his response.
(Posted Tue, 10 Jan 2012 17:25)
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