But what would she do with her power? Could she bring world peace? Could she bring werecheetahs back from extinction? Could she make it so the female werewolves were fertile once more, saving the werewolf race? Maybe she could bring Gaja back to life? (It was partly her fault he got killed.)
Then a thought occured to Brianna. Could she wish it so that Stryyp was hers and not Britanny's?
Brianna shook her head. No, she wouldn't do that to her sister. She cared for Britanny and Stryyp too much to use the powers-that-be to tear them apart.
However, that didn't mean that Brianna couldn't get someone even BETTER than Stryyp. Someone that would really know how to, 'scratch her itch'.
Brianna cackled. She now knew what she was going to consciously wish for FIRST!
Brianna raised her fists towards the heaven and called out, "I WISH I HAD THE HOTTEST HUNK FOR MY OWN! A MAN THAT IS KIND AND HONEST! A MAN WITH ABS AND BUNS OF STEEL! A MAN THAT HAS THE STAMINA AND LENGTH OF A WILD HORSE!"
The Great Will knew of many men that fit this description, and had trouble finding one to fit it... However what Brianna said next clinched whom she would get...
"AND I WISH HE KNEW EVERYTHING THERE WAS TO THE FEMALE BODY!"
Gee... Guess what the Great Will decided would be perfect to give Brianna...
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Ranma Saotome was running as a fast clip as he was ahead of the Nerima Wrecking Crew, whom were hot on his heels. And NO, he was NOT running away. Ranma Saotome never seemed to get away from anyone! So he was merely advancing in the opposite direction.
Ranma practically jumped as Akane tried to bite at his heels again. Being stuck as the bitch she was, she was faster with four legs, and now she could really maul Ranma if she wanted.
However, to everyone's surprise, Ranma just suddenly disappeared...
Ranma, for his part was very shocked. He was running and now he saw himself falling thorugh what looked like the vastness of space. It was then that Ranma decided that he was now dead and being sent to heaven or hell...
If only Ranma knew, then he would have realized he was being sent to a woman that was described as a little bit of 'Column A' and a litle bit of 'Column B'.
When Ranma came back to reality, he felt himself fall some more... Only to land in the arms of a tall, straping, healthy, (VERY healthy) young woman... With cat-ears?
After a moment of the woman smiling down at Ranma in an almost hungry way, Ranma decided now would be a good time for a 'Ryoga Moment'. "Excuse me... But where on earth am I now?"
The woman smiled at Ranma. "I am Brianna Diggers... And you my dear stud are my new man!"
"... Huh?" Ranma asked confused. He was then VERY surprised to feel the Brianna stick her hand in his pants. "HEY!!!"
Brianna smiled. "Yep... Long as a horse!" Still squeezing a certain piece of Ranma's anatomy, Brianna asked, "So, what's your name?"
"R, R, Ranma..." Ranam squeaked out as he felt a rather strong tingling sensation 'down there'.
Brianna smile seemed to grow. "Wild Horse huh? God Bless the Great Will..."
"Sigh... I'll see if I can help ya'..."
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