That's technically correct, but understating it severely. After all the painful madness that resulted when Cthulhu used the Well to turn one poor Ranmaverse reality's personal Yggdrasil into a Windows 98 bearing crash, he was staying the fuc- *heck* away from there!
Thus it was that we find the Chaos Promoter was in a fun place he'd stumbled across. Some kinda teen hangout, named after a metal of all things! He got another eggnog with catnip sprinkles, smoothed his leathers, and reflected that he'd been a cat a mite long what with wanting the stuff in other forms. Finally he stumbled into the bathroom, a trifle wasted due to becoming a bit overincarnated, and thus quite affected by the 12 beers he'd chugged.
It wasn't till the microGate opened and the Elder God of mischief tried to seal it in alarm that he remembered that that kinda thing was *supposed* to happen in that particular environ. Then he winced as the already drunken divine energy was further warped by the gate closing on it in its own right, *before* said badly concieved blast of Power could affect said Gate. Before he could even graon at this, however, a drinking buddy of his clapped his hand onto the extremely wobbly God's shoulder.
"Hey, buddy! You feeling alright now?" Yes, friends, Son Goku was in the house. And as fluffbrained as ever. "Because the guys wanted me to check and see about a pokerfest, and they told me to just swim down. I mean, Loki was nice about it, he even showed me this great spot to find and get to you with!"
Toltiir was absolutely poleaxed. He frankly didn't know who to hurt first, Goku, Loki, or himself, as that almost sounded like.. "You swam here using the Well?" The uncomprehending grin that followed made the oft-cat God want to cry, as that just upped the bug-count, he was certain. Before he could, however, there was a huge flash, a tingling shock! and..
They both woke up next to the well, the scene showing in it now showing their freshly frizzled avatar bodies! Therre was enough static of the Thunderbolts used to do this that a message reading "Loki is now a aardvark. Son is innocent, if stupid. YOU, Toltiir, have to witness this new line as punishment." was etched out in High Runes onto the ground.
Toltiir used what little power wasn't busy resetting his vitals right to work on his headache, and checking to see what weirdness has been wrought. It turned out that the oft-derailed soul of Illyana Rasputin got gathered, Darkchild, Innocent, Timelost and all. Then it was fused with and became a part of.. "OH.... FRAGGIN' Fizban Farts!" was all Toltiir could come up with, as the recipient of Yana Rasputins totality of memories, experience, and power was.. Akane Tendo?
Goku was still bemusedly thinking Aardvark? to himself. Of course. Toltiir therefore was uninterrupted as he checked WHEN this happened to Akane.
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