Akane’s brain was on the fritz. While to the outside world it was only a few seconds, inside her head it was much longer.
‘Ryoga is P-chan? No!! That can’t be! He just popped up, yeah! That’s it! Ryoga just came into the bathroom when P-chan disappears. He was P-chan all along! Why didn’t he tell me?! Why didn’t anyone tell me!? Why didn’t Ranma tell me!?"
She caught herself at that last one.
‘No… Ranma did tell me. He told me EVERY TIME Ryoga was around! I should have seen it! Coming into my bedroom that night with hot water! All those times he attacked P-chan! No. It was P-chan that kept biting Ranma. RYOGA WAS HARMING RANMA! He was right all along and said every possible thing to get me to know and I never listened! Why else did he run from water?! Why else did he travel with Ranma and Mousse to get the kettle?! Why else did he keep trying to get to Jusenkyo!? I trusted him! He was my friend! He was P-chan and never told me, yet Ranma told me EVERY TIME!!! Yet I didn’t trust Ranma, who was trying to protect me from a real pervert!"
In an instant flash of Akane sleeping with P-chan, hugging P-chan, ‘rescuing’ P-chan from Ranma, and taking Ryoga’s side to EVERY STORY between them. Ranma wasn’t the pervert who kept trying to sneak into bed with her, Ryoga WAS!
Time for long overdue justice… KOTOR style!
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Ladies and gentlemen, draw your attention to the center tub!
In this corner, a boy who gets lost so easily, it took 4 days to find a lot behind his house! It’s the Eternally Lost Boy!
*cheering fans*
And in the other corner, a tsundere, who found out she’s been duped and is ready for a beat down of a lifetime its, Violent-Girl!
*cheering fans X2*
Let the punishment… BEGIN!
And the opening hit is a punch to the jaw! Ooh, that’ll hurt. She follows with stomp to the head! Wow! She’s not letting up is she!? A punch right into the eye! Followed by one to the other! Ouch! His head whiplashes there! She grabs him by the head and slams it into the ground! Oh my! I can head cracking from up here! No, wait, that’s the floor. Ladies and gentlemen she’s not letting him breathe for a second! 10, no 20, no 100 punches to the face and counting! I don’t think he’s conscious anymore! He’s on his back now and on the floor.
*snap*
She broke a bone!
*snap* *snap*
I don’t think the arm’s supposed to bend that way!
*snap* *snap* *snappity* *snap*
She’s not letting up!
*snap* snap* *Super snap*
OH MY SHE BROKE HIS FEMUR!
*snap* *snap* *CRACK*
His skull is cracked! I repeat THE ETERNALLY LOST BOY’S SKULL IS CRACKED!!! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!!!
12 broken bones and a cracked skull! What’s this? She stopped? No… NO ladies and gentlemen, she is arching her leg back, she’s… HEAVENS NO! SHE IS GOING TO DO THAT! It looks like the end for Mr. LOST; I am soo glad I’m not him. Here’s the windup and the kick…
*squish*
Ouch!
*squash*
Ooh!
*squishy*
Ahhh!!!
*squash*
The humanity!
*spleash*
The piggity!
*squeak*
The horror!
*Splash*
This is the end of the eternally lost boy!
And… she is done? She’s sitting down! It’s over! The FIGHT IS OVER! Violent-Girl has won! But how far will this star go? Only time will tell!!
*cheering fans*
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Shampoo wanted to help Akane, but there was no way she would be able to. Nuh uh. The way that she was beating him so senselessly and so brutally was way too much for Shampoo. Heck, she was now afraid… err… amazed, yeah, amazed, Amazons aren’t afraid of anything, of Akane. She has never seen that girl that angry before. If she didn’t get tired, Akane would have assaulted Ryoga until there was nothing but ashes!
In fact, Shampoo had to leave because she started to feel nauseas, it wasn’t the 12 pints of blood that was all over the place, no, it was Akane viciously assaulting the male anatomy that got her sick. And she’s a she! The fact that Ryoga wasn’t dead was a miracle in itself, but to have no blood on her was ridiculous!
Shampoo’s do not do EVER list:
1. Try to kill Akane anywhere near Ranma. (Learned that the hard way.)
2. Ask Great grandmother her age (that one hurt!)
3. Harm Kasumi in any way (I never did this…)
4. Eat hypnotic mushrooms (bad memories)
+ New one 5. Pretend to be Akane’s pet/ be Akane’s pet
Like they say, you learn a new thing every day.
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A lot of things were going through Akane’s mind after she nearly killed Ryoga. As she was currently sitting in her room sulking. Shampoo has wisely decided to leave saying that she’ll come back tomorrow to help Ranma’s phobia. All Akane could do was nod, oblivious to the world. She was now brooding over how she could be so blind as to not see it before. Ranma dropped the biggest hints imaginable and she still didn’t see it.
‘Until now…"
If she missed something this frigging obvious, what else did she miss?
‘Is Ranma really innocent like he says he is? Do people hate me? Am I the pervert? Is everyone an alien? Do others have Jusenkyo curses? Does Ranma actually love me?”
That last one made her stop… she thought long and hard only leaving her room after Kasumi called for breakfast. As for noticing things from now on, Akane decided that she would…
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