In his quarters, Stryyp’Gia was cuddling Archon as they slept.
Stryyp smiled in his sleep. He was holding onto his Megami, and he could feel his Enchantress hugging him from behind, even as he slept.
However, after a few more moments, Archon stirred from her sleep and sat up as she felt something. “What the?”
Indeed. Something just felt ‘off’ to the Megami... It was as if the scales of the planet around her was... Unbalanced.
Slipping out of bed silently, (she didn’t want to wake her Tamer after all) Archon made her way to the window, unminding that she was naked, and looked out into the town. “Hopefully, I can make some sense of what I’m feeling.” She thought to herself seriously.
Looking out into the city, it was still dark. However, there was some light as there were street-lamps still on. But there was nothing. The streets were deserted, and there was only the sound of the wind to greet her ears.
Expanding her senses, the Megami hoped to find what was troubling her.
And her senses soared through the city. She could feel all about the town. People and their pokégirls sleep as peacefully as they could. Only the NurseJoys in the PokéCenter she was at, and a few police officers and OfficerJennys were up. And those policemen were in the Greenpeace Police Department four blocks over.
Yet... Something was off...
Frowning, Archon expanded her senses to go out of town and gasped as her senses bombarded her with information coming from the north of town. “It can’t be... There’s so many of them!”
Indeed. Though they were still a ways off, they WERE approaching the town. Going through the Blueballs Forest, a place named for its blue foliage, they were heading for Greenpeace.
Titmice.
Hundreds of them.
And mixed among their numbers were others... The river going through the forest had Poolmice and amongst the titmice were numerous Vesta and a few Ninjanezumi. In other words, a whole lotta vermin pokégirls.
Archon gulped. Oh gods did this suck. She turned to her tamer and went back to his bed. She shook her master's shoulder urgently, trying to wake him. “Master Stryyp! Master Stryyp!”
Groaning as he was taken away from sleep, Stryyp grumbled. “Hnn?” Sitting up, Stryyp rubbed his eyes. “Nnn... What time is it?”
Archon shook him some more. “Master, the Titmice are coming, no wait, they’re almost here! And there’s more than just Titmice! It’s a swarm!!!”
That brought the tigress-genomed Tamer to a better state of alertness. “What?”
Archon nodded her head frantically. “Yes! There’s hundreds of Titmice alone! But there’s also other vermin pokégirls in there!” She whimpered a bit. “Including NinjaNezumi.” Even though she was a Megami, she WAS Psychic-type pokégirl, and NinjaNezumi were Dark-type pokégirls; she was at a disadvantage against them.
Stryyp frowned. He knew his Megami could handle most Titmice, but any pokégirl of the Dark element would give Archon trouble. Moving his legs over the side of the bed, Stryyp stood up. He walked over to his clothing in the corner to get dressed. "We better get ready.”
At the loss of body-contact with her master, Tanya began to awaken. Yawning, the Enchantress rubbed her eyes. “What time is it?”
Archon nodded and went to gather her clothes. “Do you think we should get Ranma’s help, Stryyp?” Archon then blinked at the sound of the female voice. “Sorry, Tanya, it’s morning, but we have a problem.”
“Problem?” The Enchantress asked. The answer she got was her Tamer throwing her dress over to her. It landed over Tanya’s head.
“Get dressed, Tanya,” Stryyp said. He was alrady carrying Archon's clothing to her. "We have a very difficult PokéBattle ahead of us.”
The Megami nodded. “Yes, big problem. There’s hundreds of Titmice heading this way, as well as some NinjaNezumi and other vermin pokégirls,” Archon smiled and took the clothes from her master. “Thank you.” Hopefully, things wouldn’t get too out of hand out there.
Tanya winced. “Any Vesta?”
“Especially VESTA!” Archon emphasized.
“Crap!” Tanya cried out. She wasn’t worried about NinjaNezumi. She was strong against Dark-type pokégirls. However, the Fire-types held a distinct advantage over her.
Archon sighed, even if she was strong against one type, Tanya was weak to the other. “Master, Stryyp, we’re going to need some help.”
Stryyp nodded his head. “We still have my Boobgong, Tyr. She can take care of the Fire-types.”
“Stryyp,” Archon began, “There are HUNDREDS of Titmice alone. I'm not even going to state how many NinjaNezumi and Vesta there are out there.”
Stryyp nodded seriously. “We better tell the police! I’m sure they’ll dispatch some OfficerJennys to help.”
Archon nodded, that made sense. “That’s good. We don’t want innocent people to get hurt.”
Again, Stryyp nodded. “Right! I’ll use the vid-phone!”
Nodding her head, Archon stopped in her head. “Um, master Stryyp?” Archon looked a bit nervously at him.
Picking up the vid-phone, Stryyp was about to dial. “Yeah?”
“Um, I think I can get us some help. But I’d have to leave the room to do it. Is that all right with you?" She asked him seriously. She knew of someone who'd be a big help in this upcoming fight.
Stryyp nodded. “Go ahead. I’ll go dial the police.”
Archon nodded and left on a whim. Opening and going out the door, she knew of one tamer in town who had Catgirl Pokegirls that would be a big help.
(------)
Meanwhile, at the Greenpeace police station...
*RING*!
“Can you get that?” Came the voice from a teal-haired pokégirl.
The tanned blonde-haired pokégirl winked. “Get what?”
*RING*!
The first pokégirl growled and slammed down the stack of papers she was carrying. “The phone, Mihoshi!!”
The Bunnygirl known as Mihoshi looked over to her OfficerJenny partner. “Okay. But where’s the phone?”
*RING*!
The OfficerJenny slapped her forehead. “On the DESK! Don’t you know where it is?!”
“Um...” Mihoshi mumbled. Her desk was completely cluttered with papers, cups of coffee form Dunkin’ Donutsacks, empty boxes from Pizza Butt, and empty McPoké burger cartons.
*RING*!
Honestly, Kiyone, the OfficerJenny, didn’t know HOW she had gotten this Bunnygirl as a partner. “Get the phone!” Kiyone practically barked out. “I got a ton of papers to go over!”
*RING*!
“But where on the desk is it!?” The ditzy Bunnygirl cried.
Of course, at that moment, the phone quit ringing. After a moment of silence, Mihoshi giggled nervously. “Maybe it wasn't important?”
Kiyone groaned. She REALLY needed a new partner.
Back at the PokéCenter, a nervous tick in his eye, Stryyp slammed down the phone. “We’re doomed.”
(------)
Meanwhile, Archon had made it to the room of the Tamer that could help her out. Knocking on the door, she hoped he was awake.
In his bed, Ranma winced in his sleep. He wasn’t one for waking before his stomach growled. So he just slept on and held Brianna to him tighter.
But Archon kept banging on the door more and more. “Come on, please be up!” Came her voice from the other side of the door.
Ranma winced, and came awake. Sighing, he stood up, form the bed as gently as he could as to not wake Brianna. Walking over to the door, Ranma opened it. “Who is it?” He mumbled. Not realizing he was naked.
The Celestial pokégirl in front of Ranma blinked at seeing him naked. Archon could feel a blush rising to her cheeks, but she shook it off and looked at him seriously. “We got a problem. A BIG problem. And we, no, I need your help.” Though her cheeks were still flushed from looking at him naked... Boy, did he have a great body.
Ranma blinked. “A big problem, huh?” Ranma asked. Damn, that sucked. “Is it why you’re blushing?”
“Um, no. You’re naked.” She mumbled out.
Ranma blinked. "Shit!" He shouted, before closing the door mostly to hide behind it. He still left it open enough so his head was visible.
Archon shook her head. “It’s okay, I was just surprised is all and well, you got a good looking body.”
Ranma blushed more. “Um... Thanks?” Blushing still, Ranma shook his head. “Anyway, what’s wrong?”
Taking a deep breath, Archon told him. “There’s HUNDREDS of Titmice heading towards town, as well as other mouse-like pokégirls. I know that it will be hard, that’s why I’m asking for your help.” She looked into his eyes hopefully. “Please? Otherwise this town won’t be able to survive.”
Ranma blinked. The town was in danger! “Sure! It’s a martial artist’s duty to defend those who can’t defend themselves!”
Archon smiled, and on an impulse, went up to him and kissed him on the lips. “Thank you!” She then blinked as she realized what she did.
Blushing a little, Ranma once again mumbled. “Uh... Thanks?”
Archon shook her head. “Well, um, we need to protect the town. And since you have Cat-type Pokegirls... You could be a big help.”
“No problem.” Ranma said. He began to blush a bit. “Could I get dressed first, though?”
From her spot on the bed, Brianna watched all of this with a bit of confusion on her face. She had woken up when her master had left the bed, but she didn’t say anything, just content to watch. “Titmice problem? Not good,” Brianna thought seriously.
Archon nodded. “Um, sure.”
“I guess I’ll leave now and go back to Master Stryyp now. But thanks for your help, Ranma,” Archon thanked as smiled at him.
Ranma smiled and waved it off. "No problem.”
The Megami nodded and went back to her master’s room, all the while wondering why she kissed him like that.
(------)
Back in his room at the PokéCenter, the usually-calm Stryyp was trying to get his call through. “Pick up, dammit!!!”
Tanya shook her head. “Master, I don’t think that they’ll answer you.”
Stryyp’s eye twitched. “I'm beginning to think no one’s there.”
The Enchantress nodded. “Uh huh. Me too.”
Sighing, Stryyp put the phone down in its cradle again. “This sucks...”
At that moment, Archon walked back into the room, a look of wonder on her face.
Seeing his Alpha pokégirl back, Stryyp let out a sigh of relief. “Thank gods! Did you get help, Archon? We can’t get through to the police!”
Blinking a bit, Archon smiled at her master. “Yes, actually I did. He agreed to help us out with this problem.”
“Good," Stryyp said. "Anyone else?”
Sighing, Archon shook her head. “Sorry, Master. Most of the people in this town don't have strong enough Pokegirls to help out.”
Stryyp sighed. “Only Sextome can help?”
The Megami nodded. “Yes, Master. He DOES have strong pokégirls, and quite a few Cat-types.”
Stryyp nodded his head. “All right. I just hope Ranma and I have enough power with you girls to fight off this menace.”
Tanya spoke up. “Don’t forget, Master, that you look like a cat-type as well. You can scare Titmice as easily as a Shaguar could.”
Stryyp chuckled nervously. “Guess I could.”
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