The feline god sighed. But that did not answer the question. Who... he'd need someone heroic and true. Someone to bring the Drow back into the light, or at least help get rid of their more sick fetishes. He could deal with a evil race of elves. Drow in any reality tended to be rather amoral, but dark elves with an obsessive compulsive S&M leather fetish... that had to go.
Who to use... who to use...
At first his mind wandered to his favorite bitch, the ever egotistical and moronic, but still generally nice Saotome Ranma.
Nah.
He used Ranma enough.
Then he though to Tenchi and Keichi Morisato...
They were out too.
If he touched Keichi, the Norns would kill him, and if he even thought about Tenchi than he'd have two of the Three Sisters ready to have him fixed.
He laughed. Maybe he needed to think out of the Box... Optimus Prime. The over grown metal hero had the stature for the job, but Primus might put up a stink at having what amounts to his mortal champion bot-napped. Of course on the same note, Primus might like the idea.
He snickered. Hell, if he could get Primus in on the act then he might be able to make some trouble by adding to the portfolio. Being a god of creation, the economy sized disco ball could do that...
Though still, prime was a bit too much... he'd literally step on any mortal opposition to him coming to fruition.
He laid back and thought more. Who hadn't he fucked with before... or at least much.
He needed a hero. One maybe out of that stupid 80s Rock classic, "Holding out for a Hero".
Well, if he needed a white knight, he could always to Vash the Stampede.
He paused and shook his head.
No, not Vash. Vash was already just about a god and he repressed his powers and his dogma of absolutely no killing would be impossible for the locals to follow.
Vash like could work...
Himura Kenshin could work. He was defiantly not what the Drow would expect, and would be more agreeable than Vash.
Yeah, Kenshin was a keeper...
Still he needed to think more.
Seras Victoria. Another good idea, and one more acceptable to the matriarchal Drow. She could work too...
Then he though back.
Maybe he was barking up the wrong tree. Maybe the best choice would be someone totally outrageous... like... that Chidori girl!
She'd be fun....
But who to choose...
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