[Episode 98856] [Episode 98856]
As the red haired girl walked away, the panda got up, quietly uprooted a street-sign
(using an Umi-sen-ken trick to mask the noise), snuck up behind his meal ticket
ungrateful son, and smacked said child on the back of the head, rendering him
unconscious.
Within the planescape of Ranma's battered mind, a meeting was taking place.
There was a Ranma in a school uniform, wearing The Glasses and holding a book, there was one in a gi, wearing a bandana and scarfing down food from a bento, there was a Ranma dressed as a samurai, a rather cat-like Ranma that the others avoided, another one in a gi who looked about twelve, and a few others, including one who looked like his cursed form.
There were others here too. Many, many versions of a girl, young woman, or older woman with brown hair and blue eyes. Alot of them wore a silver Star of David on a chain around their necks.
There was one in a lab-coat, one dressed as a samurai (talking of Honour and Duty with Samurai-Ranma), one dressed as a ninja, a young one wearing an odd yellow and black costume with a cowl, one that looked like some sort of werecat (playing with Neko-Ranma), one that was a robot, one that looked like a sorceress, one that was a guy, one wearing a collar and not much else (being lead on a leash by one that was wearing a fair bit of black leather and a lecherous expression, towards a Ranma who was also wearing black leather and a lecherous expression), and a lot of others, though the number seemed to be decreasing.
"Hi, I'm Kitty," said the girl in the black and yellow costume.
"I'm Ranma," said the twelve-year-old Ranma, "Where'd you come from? What's goin' on?"
"Reincarnation," said Scholar-Ranma. "We are merging."
Trying to ignore the heavy three-way make-out session between Libido-Ranma, Libido-Kitty, and Slave-Kitty, Young-Ranma focused on this. "I useta be a gurl?! I'm a GUY!"
"Yes, now," said Scientist-Kitty.
Meanwhile, Neko-Ranma and Werecat-Kitty pounced, rolled, and merged together.
"As this is your life," said Sorceress-Kitty, "yours is likely to be the dominant persona, more or less," and with that she stepped into Scholar-Ranma, changing the uniform into a set of Wizard's robes. "See?" said the now older-looking Wizard-Ranma.
Young-Ranma looked around the plane, and indeed, most of the people were Ranma-like.
"Ooh, yes!"
Glancing over at make-out central, Young-Ranma noticed that, judging by the collar, Libido-Kitty had absorbed Slave-Kitty at some point. He blushed and looked away as Libido-Ranma removed Libido-Kitty's leather bra.
Looking at Young-Kitty, he noticed that she now sported a red pigtail, and looked a bit like his cursed form, though taller and less voluptuous.
"Yes, yes, yes, yes!"
Looking at Young-Kitty (instead of the Libidos), Young-Ranma asked, "Is that what my cursed form is gonna look like?"
"Quite possibly," said Wizard-Ranma, merging with Scientist-Kitty. This change was less pronouced, as the book became a PDA.
"OOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHH!" said Libido-Kitty & Libido-Ranma, as they became as one, and merged.
"Finally," said Technomage-Ranma.
Young-Ranma noticed, with some relief, that the collar was gone. That thing was just too creepy.
"Um, hey, you ain't gonna start goin' after guys, are ya?" asked Young-Ranma.
"No," said Libido-Ranma, I'm straight," and then he shifted to girl-form, "or a lesbian."
"Okay," said Young-Ranma, accepting his Libido into himself, and maturing a little.
"Hey," said Ranma, "I guess we're the last two."
"Yeah," said Kitty.
"So, we should do this," he said, and they stepped towards eachother, kissed, and...
Genma barely noticed when his son's cursed form changed, as she had the same mass.
"AAAHH!"
"Is this your friend, Father?" asked Kasumi.
Soun shook his head, emphatically.
"Oh, so this panda just decided to drop in, huh?" said Nabiki.
"Hey, put me down, {jerk}, you're scaring them!"
"Are you...?" asked Soun.
"I'm...Ranma Saotome," said Ranma.
"Oh, he is cute," said Nabiki.
"Um, could we have some hot water, please, there's some-"
"At last you are here!" said Soun, rushing forward to hug 'him'. Ranma almost phased, but wasn't sure s/he could in this new body. "Ack, get off of me!"
"Huh?" said Soun, backing off. He'd noticed something, two somethings in fact, during that brief hug.
Nabiki also noticed something(s), and stepped forward.
Poke.
"Hey."
Prod.
"Excuse me!"
Rub.
"Are you enjoying that?!"
"EEP!" said Nabiki, backing off, "Um, 'he', is a girl."
"Its kind of a long-" Ranma started, as Soun fainted.
"What's going on out ... here?" asked Akane. 'That girl's aura,' she thought, 'is...' "{K- Katya?}" she said, her eyes turning blue with shock.
"'Yana?"
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