Ranma's Universe: This is the Kind of Carrot that Cabbits HATE! [Episode 10048]

by Red Priest of the 17th Order

However, before Ranma could give an order on their next course of action the Dark Thrust rammed Peebo-Ohki in the rear...

And then it happened!

Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!

"PIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" was the Peebo-ohki's cry of sheer pain as the Dark Thrust took advantage of the poor Peebo-spaceship modeled after a cabbit.

"PEEBO-OHKI!" Brianna cried. How could the Empire be as evil as to show that even their ships had the power of the Ass Side of the Porn? IT WAS PURE, AND UNQUESTIONABLE EVIL!!!

Ranma tried to grab hold of something to keep his balance as the ship was shaken up. Unfortunately, the only thing close to him at the time was Canal, and so he was grasping onto her tightly.

Canal smiled as Ranma was squeezing her chest, and, even considering the situation, she found this quite kinky.

Ranma cursed under his breath. At this rate, there was no way they'd be able to break off the HoHoMojo from the Crackwhore Beam of the Space Ballers' ship in time... And if the position Peebo-hki was stuck in lasted, then the ship would be torn apart!

However, in the corner of his eye, Ranma saw a ship approaching on the view-screen of the Peebo-ohki...

• It's the HoHoMojo! Apparently, the Crackwhore Beam is working in reverse and sending it right at them!
• The ship is the Swordbreaker! Wow... Who knew Belldandy was an Ace Pilot?
• What? It's the Spacebucaneer Ryoko and her Cabbit-Spaceship? Apparently, they look out for their own kind...
• The Ship is the Space Baller Destroyer and their caught in the Crackwhore Beam as well?
• It's a Premature Ejaculation Pod with it's lone Passenger of Kuno, the Blue Balls of the Empire!
• Something Else?

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(Posted Wed, 06 Nov 2002 21:42)

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