Ranma's Universe: Desperate Measures [Episode 9909]

by The Purple One

Grinning wildly, Brianna Dickers reached behind her back, and then presented her latest creation to everyone, throwing it up. With a shrill "PIYAH!!!", the creature transformed into a small spaceship vaguely reminiscent of a prone tentacled dinosaur, down to the purple color of its metallic hull. Brianna's creation wasted no time in using its phallic tentacles to snatch everyone and put them inside itself in a series of procedures better left unsaid, breaking out into space afterwards.

"I feel... unclean," Meia told no one in particular, grimacing.

"Yeah," Ranma seconded. before blinking. "What is that?"

"It's Peebo-Ohki, modeled after--"

Cutting off Brianna's explanation, Ranma pointed at the main screen of the ship. "No, I meant, what is that?"

"The HoHoMojo, currently caught in a Crackwhore Beam," Peebo-Ohki's voice resounded through its inner chamber, "assigned to Pregnancy Police officer, Mihoshi Feria Cokturn, who was last seen being sent on a mission to rescue Princess Belldandy Orgasma." The metallic voice giggled, causing everyone onboard Peebo-Ohki to shudder. "Apparently, both the Empire and the Space Ballers had put a large prize on her... head."

Ranma quickly did the math in his head. Sent to rescue Belldandy? Check. On the run from the most evil thugs the Ass Side had ever known? Check. Caught between the Ass and the Dark Thrust?

"Let's help her out!" Ranma ordered, grinning. Those Imperial Asses would pay for tricking him and taking him prisoner!

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(Posted Wed, 06 Nov 2002 18:14)


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