"I would swear we passed that waterfountain at least five times now..." Meia muttered to herself.
Ranma sighed as he saw another of the kilted guard and smashed the man's teeth in with his fist...
And was then surprised to see and feel a smooth black leather strap tighten around his wrist!
"WHAT THE HELL!" Ranma asked out loud as he tugged on his arm. Turning his head, he saw a tall, curvacious blonde-haired woman. She was wearng a tight black dominatrix outfit, high-heeled boots, and... She had cat-ears?
"Who the hell are you?" Ranma asked
Canal freaked. "Ranma! That is Brianna Dickers! One of the three Dickers Sisters and one of the highest-ranking female officers of the Dark Emperor Fukkosai!"
Ranma muttered. "Great..." He was about to linge forward and use his free hand to punch the hot-looking lieutenant of the Empire, when he felt another leather strap wrap and snag around his other wrist, and then another one around his waist. He turned his head and saw a tall, very, VERY curvacious cheetah-like woman holding two of the long leather straps. She wore tight black leather pants and a leather shirt that hugged every curve.
Canal whimpered. "And that is Britanny Dickers, the second Dickers sister. She is notorious for her strength and speed and can make a man ejaculate prematurely, draining him of his mojo!"
Ranma narrowed his eyes. "Well, where's the third sister?"
"Right here." Came a voice from down the hall. Ranma saw a blonde-haired, busty girl wearing a tight shirt, short-shorts, and knee-high boots. She wasn't as tall as the other two though. "I am Dr. Gina Dickers. I must say that it is an honor to meet you Trouble Contracter Ranma Saotome."
Meia seethed with anger. She felt so helpless. These three were professionals, and here she was, without her weapon to try and free Ranma, let alone defend herself!
Ranma glared at Gina. "What do you want?"
Gina smiled, albeit sadly. "We want to go with you."
"WHAT?" Ranma, Canal, and Meia asked.
Nodding her head, Gina answered, "Because the forces of the Dark Empire have ruined our sex-lives!"
Britanny nodded her head. "I used to get it every night from my husband, but then that bastard Emperor Fukkosai seduced him to the Ass Side of the Porn... Now the thought of just being with me repulses my husband terribly. I WANT REVENGE FOR HIM!" After a moment, she then added, "And a chance to be taken by a man again!"
"Really... We haven't gotten laid in months, and we're tired of waiting!" Brianna added.
"So what's that got to do with me and my friends?" Ranma asked.
Sighing, Gina answered, "We can get you out of the Dark Thrust Battle Cruiser safely and back onto the Swordbreaker... In return you have to take us along and away from here!"
"And give us while passionate sex!" Brianna added.
"Bri!" Gina said as she shot a glare towards her sister.
"What?" Brianna asked, surprised. "I haven't had any in months and I'm gonna go INSANE if I don't get any soon!"
Ranma thought about it for a moment. He then nodded his head. "Fine. YOu can come along, but you better promise me you'll get us all out of here!"
"Trust me..." Gina said.
"PIYAH!!!"
*blinks* "What is that?"
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(Posted Tue, 05 Nov 2002 18:00)
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