Darkstalker- Shinji: Don't fear the Hat Misato [Episode 101297]

Misato stood dressed in a magical girl type outfit before a large caldron painted like a Yebetsu can. She dipped a cup into it, took a sip, and spat it out. "Needs to be stirred properly." She said. Turning she walked to the edge of the platform she stood on, grabbed the large pole, wrapped her legs around it and slid down. Hopping off onto a wooden floor she looked around.

Always classy, never trashy, always flashy, never rashy, always tasty, never hasty, always racy, never pasty
You know nothin will come between us, unless of course it is- (What is it?)
My peanuts!

As the music played Shinji was dancing on the stage, dressed in an open yellow shirt, baggy pants and a huge hat.

This girl was yellin my head was swellin
What she was sayin there ain’t no tellin
I needed something to quiet her down
and my peanuts was all I found

Bobbing and moving in time to the hip hop music Misato sauntered up to the stage. With a grin she pulled out a large cup.

I baked em I shaked em and then she taked em
Soon all was quiet in the house
because my peanuts were in her mouth
Like M&M’s you understand
they melt in your mouth and not in your hand

As she stood by the stage holding up her cup, Shinji danced over. Putting his hands on his waist, he gyrated his hips, while shelled peanuts spilled out of his open fly. "Yum!" Misato licked her lips as she caught them in her cup. Pulling it back, she began dancing away from the stage.

My peanuts have the fame my peanuts have the glory
my peanuts will invade your territory
My peanuts!

Misato danced through a doorway. As the music cut off at the threshold, she lowered her arms and started walking through the room filled with cups and cauldrons. Ignoring them she walked through another door, into a large room filled with a variety of staves and wands.

"What do you need?" Asked Shinji, who was dressed in a tuxedo.

"A nice big wand to stir my cauldron with!"

"Ok," Shinji responded, then handed her a small wand, "How's this feel in your hands?"

Misato looked at the wand, waved it slightly, and shook her head. "Too small."

"Thought it might be. This one should be better." He said, pulling a large rod from a shelf and handing it to her. "See how your fingers wrap around that."

Misato held the large rod with one hand, then ran her other hand up and down the surface. "Mmm, smooth, and long and thick. Perfect!" She raised it toward her face and kissed the tip. Turning she walked out the door, onto the stage.

"Meow!" a cat proclaimed as it ran up and rubbed against Misato's leg. She paused, bent down and picked it up.

"Hey!" Shinji called as he tossed her the Mike and started clapping his hands as the hip hop music built again.

Misato blinked then grinned. Raising the mike to her lips she began to sing. "Come and pet my pussy, hey, hey, hey! Come and pet my pussy, hey, hey, hey! hey, hey, hey!"