[Episode 101766] [Episode 101766]"So you ain't from this world either?" Ranma asked, while seated in the lotus position on the floor of the bedroom.
"Yeah, I'm from a planet named Salusia, and there was some kind of strange singularity in space that seemed to create a cross dimensional rift. I crash landed about twenty kilometers away from this ranch," Asrial explained.
Blinking, Ranma said, "A space-ship? Those things are real?"
Asrial replied, "of coarse they are. How did you get here without one?" Now, the Salusian princess began to have doubts.
"Magic. It's always stupid magic that does this kind of crap to me," Ranma nearly growled, and tried to imagine a world full of skunk-people.
Asrial had seen a bit of magic here and there, but would normally pass off such ideas as inter-dimensional travel. Then again, the guy seemed sincerely aggravated, and didn't say "magic," he nearly spat the word. "Interesting," she embellished, "so magic can be powerful enough to create cross-dimensional bridges through space-time."
Ranma blinked a few times, "I don't know, but if it means there are still ways for it to screw with my life--I'm sure that can be part of it. Anyway, since you're not from here, you can't be one of these pokegirl things, and you have a space-ship."
"Right, so no funny business mister." The Salusain princess winked.
Ranma replied with a "Suits me," and began looking for a shower curtain.
"I don't think they have those in 'training' rooms, Ranma," Asrial chuckled, then lost her amusement when she realized that there were no normal hotels, motels, or inns around--at least not that she had seen. With that she decided to help find something to make do with. She did not, however, expect to trip over her still sore ankle.
"Fwoooooosh"
Ranma-chan was NOT amused, "What'ya do THAT for?!"
The now wet Salusian just pointed at the busty redhead with her mouth hanging open.
"Curse," Ranma said, "more wonderful magic that turns me into a girl with cold water." Ranma adjusted the temperature and became a he again.
After turning the water off, Ranma expected that to be it for the day, except for the glaring issue of blood running down the side of the room's co-occupant. "Damnit, don't move Asrial."
The princess made her second 'eep' of the day as a small hole in her top became a large one, and the guy responsible complained about applying a first-aide creme to a wad of bloody fur.
Asrial wanted to scream 'pervert', but realized that one of her cuts were a bit deeper than she had originally thought. Thus, she transformed, "That easier?"
Ranma just stared at the shape-shifting skunk with long blonde hair, "Uhh...." Suddenly, he felt a little differently, and, surely, it must have been something he ate earlier. Yeah, that was it.
Applying a patch to the wound, Ranma found it difficult to look away from the alien's eyes. She was attractive before, but seeing her as a human was somehow mystifying.
Just at that moment, the private conversation came to an end...
"Howdy Ya'll! Betsy and Gigi are here to help ya'll get into taming!" A bubbly fox-like girl greeted them.
A second fox-like girl added, "We are Vixens, and we're going to help get your master into shape, Asrial! Aren't you happy? We've got the pokedex for him, some paperwork, and master Jed is going to get that there silly test out of your way!"
Ranma blinked at the nude pokegirls.
Asrial shrunk behind Ranma, "This is baaaad."
"I'm Betsy, and Betsy was told by the alpha, Moony, that your master had a big taming tool that needed to practice a lot!"
"Taming tool?" Ranma asked.
Asrial turned red, "Oh my GOD."
The Vixen giggled, "You know a big cock to screw pokegirls with!"
Ranma, the gentleman that he is, fainted.
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