Upon hearing that, Futaba's eyes sparkled with happiness. Poemi was curious about that distinctive sound of it wettening suddenly. In a soft, happy voice, Futaba confessed, "Oh, Poemi, all your suppositions are not far from the truth. In fact, I'd like to show you exactly what made that sound and why." She felt giddy, and the central core of her passion exploded in a flare of raw sexual energy. "OH, POEMI-CHAN!!!" she squealed and leapt at Poemi and out of her clothes.
"KOBAYASHI STRIKES!!" inarticulated Poemi, disengaging from Futaba faster than a lifeboat from a ship infested with Xenomorphs. Unknowing of the big gout of hot Aasu lovin' Futaba had intended for her, Poemi dodged out of Futaba's path of leapitude. That stated leapitude carried Futaba facefirst into a waiting utility pole.
Poemi started blabbing again, as is her wont, "Kobayashi has no time to waste inquiring on the ultimate origins of strange sounds. Kobayashi must make it to school and learn and get good grades for she has to get good grades to be a VOICE ACTRESS like Mitsuishi-sempai. Study! Study! Study! Then quit law school just before the graduation ceremony to pursue more learning and voice actressing. Yes, Kobayashi's future looks bright, only Kobayashi has to walk to school instead of riding the director's gift of the lateral transport device that gains motive power by kicking. Kick, kick, kick, and the vehicle moves forward. Only Kobayashi doesn't have it any more and so Kobayashi has to make due with the MK I Foot."
Poor Aasu Futaba, left behind, naked and with her face planted firmly in a utility pole, murmured weakly into the metal body, "Damn..."
As more words spilled out of Poemi's mouth, her speed increased. "Kobayashi has a feeling of fateful fate encroaching on Kobayashi's fate. It, of course, is Kobayashi's budding voice actress career. Of course, Kobayashi has to balance that future with saving the entire Earth because Kobayashi IS the entire Earth because Kobayashi is also Puni-Puni Kobayashy. But enough talking; talking is enough; the talking shall cease—it's time for school, and after that, auditions at Studio—"
"*Guah-heee...*" came a gasp of pain as Poemi rammed headfirst into the area just below the sternum. The two rolled across the ground. Poemi came up none the worse for wear. The second party, on the other hand...
As anyone who knew her well could tell you, Poemi had a rather hard skull on her shoulders, so this hurt the unfortunate second party of the collision rather badly. Hence the gasp of pain, and the fact that the second party was now curled up into a protective ball gasping for breath.
"'Studio Guah-hee'?" parroted Poemi. "Is that the name of a new animation studio that Kobayashi was previously until now unaware of? Kobayashi will have to mention this to Kobayashi's agent. Surely such a new studio could hardly afford to be choosy about its voice actors! Hm, perhaps Kobayashi shouldn't call you 'Shirly'. This could be Kobayashi's big break!" Poemi rattled off.
The unfortunate second party not only had to endure the pain of the rock-hard crown of a hyperactive wastefully energetic missile of a girl calling herself 'Kobayashi' ramming into her solar plexus, but also the selfsame hyperactive girl's incessant prattling on about how she would like to be a voice actress and pestering her about the fictional 'Studio Guah-hee'. Usagi, who was this second party, craned her head painfully to glare at this idiot who seemed incapable of understanding that she had caused an innocent bystander a great deal of pain.
"Will you... *cough* *cough* ... will you SHUT UP, you penniless pigmy!!" screeched Usagi, recovering her senses and her breath. Numerous encounters with youma, dark generals, and their big bad boss had toughened her up considerably, more than the average bystander.
Of course, Poemi was less than pleased at being referred to by THAT, and immediately took exception. "Bastard! Who d'ya think you are, calling the Great Kobayashi a penniless pigmy?!! How did you know Kobayashi only has 22 yen to Kobayashi's name?!! Are you a government goon come to check out Kobayashi's nonexistent finances?!! Are you a health inspector wanting to delouse Kobayashi's vulva?!! Are you..." Watanabe Poemi, calling herself 'Kobayashi', trailed off.
During this time, Usagi recovered enough to face Poemi fully face-to-face. She uncurled herself, her near-adult body towering over the penniless pigmy. (Poemi: "KOBAYASHI SMASH!!" *BAM!* Iteee...) It seemed to shut the little girl up, and Usagi prepared to unleash a tongue-lashing onto this girl so bad that it would be forever engraved on the girl's tender folds.
But Poemi didn't pause because she was intimidated by this tall (in her eyes) girl before her, but rather the feeling of déjà vu that had suddenly come over her. The hyper girl with the penchant for throwing about wasteful energy looked at Usagi, and said almost without thinking, "Usako!"
(Okay, it was completely without thinking. Happy now?)
Whatever Usagi was about to say died on her lips. How did this girl know Mamo-chan's pet name for her? Could it be...?!?!
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