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Wiping his hands clean, Geobaldi grumbled, "Remind me again why we are here, other than to smash freaky little perverts? Eh, Battia?" Then, with a wickedly wolfish grin, he added, "Nevermind, I just don't give a damn. I like the fighting."
The six foot tall woman with raven black hair, cat ears, and a tail rolled her eyes. "Look, baby," she began, "We dropped out of hyperspace into some alternate universe. There is no Santovasku Empire here, but the empire that is here has lost their princess." Then, noting the blank expression on her lover's face, she added, "Until the Salusian Empire of this diminsion can get their princess found, they aren't going to give us the time of day."
In responce, Geobaldi laughed, "So, we have *another* princess on our hands?!" Then, the giant wolf-like man doubled over in laughter; next, took a swig from some bottle slung around his neck. Following this, he laughed some more, "Ms. it's always been my job to haul the princess's rear out of trouble is trying to collect a new one! Oh this is rich!" At which point, Geobaldi tried to punch a tree in his fit of laughter, uprooting the poor tree.
"Will you shut up?" Battia's eyes furrowed, "she's not at her ship. Oh hell, here come some more of those fucky-girls." Battia drew her sword.
"Oh c'mon Ranma," the Lupina pleaded, "It's not like that. I was trying to explain the venom."
Interrupting, Asrial forced her question in, "Is there anything we're missing from this description? Is there anything else we should be concerned about?" Asrial could tell that the whole situation was getting to Ranma, even if she had set her mind to accept fact as fact and fate as fate.
Nervously, Sylia almost whimpered, "It also increases the fertility rate, even in Niners."
"Scratch that," the Salusian Princess thought, "I hate this place."*
"Mistress Asrial," the Lupina began in a low voice, "increased fertility in Niners is why that mutant breed is still around."
Picking this point to interject, Ranma asked, "What's a Niner?"
Smiling, the Lupin looked at Ranma, "A person with 99.9% human genes, too bad most of them are nearly barren."**
Ranma continued his questions, "Okay, what's 'fertility' and 'barren'?"
One Salusian and one wolf-type pokegirl immediately facefaulted.
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