"Oh, thy angels from the heavens! I Tatewaki Kuno am astounded by thine beauty, especially the one who's hair shines bright like the Pacific Ocean if it were made of blueberries!"
"Excuse me?" Replied Excel while scratching her head.
"Cupid's arrow doth struck my heart when I saw you my blueberry goddess." Kuno is now infront of Hyatt on one knee holding up a vase of flowers. "Accept thine gift from thine hands as a token to thou's beauty."
Excel stands behind Kuno wondering what in the world he is talking about.
"Oh my.. th.. thank you sir." Replies Hyatt who is blushing deep.
"Oh! Fate looks up on thee today! For I have found a beauty who accepts thee for..Hey! My blueberry goddess, are you okay?"
One thing led to another. Hyatt was blushing. This led to an overload of blood to the upper-half of her body. She started coughing badly like she was dying of pneumonia and ended up spilling out two pints of blood over Kuno. Kuno, being quite disgusted and suprised, threw the vase behind him where it landed on Excel. XLina stood there drenched in old vase water.
"My blueberry goddess has perished! Woe is thee! But wait, an angel with emerald-green eyes greener than the grass that grows was with her! I shall find her and.." Kuno is cut off as he is tapped on the shoulder.
"Not anymore, you threw that vase on my and caused my curse to activate!" Said XLina in near tears.
"What! Thou cannot be thy emerald-eyed angel! She was tall and built as if the mold was broken when she was created. You are short and more flatchested than my dear Akane Tendo with ruby eyes that shine with the fieriest glow of the raging fires of Hell."
Keep talking Kuno... just keep on talking for you think Saotome is a foul sorcerer, get ready to meet a foul-tempered genius sorceress who doesn't take to lightly to making fun of her lack of figure compounded that Excel is not happy about this lack either. And he is right about the glow in her eyes, her temper is just about ready to peak.
Does XLina...
"DIL BRAND!"
"BOO BRYMER!"
"FLARE ARROW!"
"FIREBALL!"
"DIEM WING!"
"Darkness beyond twilight, crimson from blood that flows, buried in the flow of time..."
"What is thou chanting?"
"Those who oppose us shall be destroyed by the power you and I possess! DRAGON SLAVE!"
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(Posted Sun, 30 May 2004 18:40)
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