One severely bruised jerk from next door for making fun of XLina (give you two guesses as to why) and a hot bath later, Excel and Hyatt march onward to Nerima to find the holder of the Great Will, Ranma Saotome.
2 days later, They make it to the Nerima City Limits.
We're here! Excel has made it to Nerima! Now, to find this Ranma Saotome whom has poor I'z-chan captive. I, Excel, shall slip into his house with the stealth of a ninja not making one peep or sound and capture him and force him to give the whereabouts of I'z-chan through hours of torture by tickling and horrible sounding sounds. And if he doesn't tell us where I will force him into joining the wonderful secret-ideological association of ACROSS and then Ilpalazzo will be sooo happy and then he will probably repromote me back to #1 agent and then let me express my undying love to him! Yahoo, Excel will find you Ranma Saotome even if I have to turn the city upside down!"
"Psst... pssst.."
"Hunh? Who is there?"
A figure steps out from behind a building clothed in the shadows. "You looking for Ranma Saotome? I can tell you where he resides, for a reasonable price."
"Really!!! Okay, where is he?"
"Tendo Dojo, just follow the path of destruction thata way and it'll lead you right to it. That will be 5,000 yen." The figure holds out her hand.
"Eh.. 5,000 yen.." Excel starts searching every pocket. "Uh.. Hy-chan, you still have any money?"
"No sempai, we spent it all on that big dinner last night. Your cursed form can eat alot" Replied Hyatt.
"Oh yeah.. now I remember.. hehehe.. HEY! ISN'T THAT SAILOR MOON REVEALING WHO SHE IS!?"
"WHERE!? WHERE!? I know people who will pay big. mon..ey.. for... that."
Excel speeds off running dragging Hyatt in tow.
Nabiki stands there dumbfounded as she watches the Excel run down the street. "Ooooh.. the nerve of that girl!! And I fell for it! Eh, oh well, Ranma will straighten her up." Nabiki starts to walk back to the dojo. "Wait a minute.. did that girl just say cursed?"
"HAHA!!! My "Sailor-Moon-revealing-her-identity-distraction-then-run" escape worked yet again! The people of the ignorant masses are so dumb! That is why Ilpalazzo-sama wants to rule the world! To guide the ignorant masses and I, Excel, will be by his side at all times granting every wish that he desires!..."
"Uh sempai, watch out for that..."
"For what Hy-chan, you interupted me in a great..." *CRASH* "rant." Excel finshes saying while slammed up against the tree. *Cue George of the Jungle music*
Back at the Tendo Dojo...
Ranma was rolling on the ground laughing still after hearing about Excel.
"Yer gotta be kiddin me!! Why should I be afraid of a ditz like that? She sounds like she couldn't find her way out of a paper bag!"
"True as it may seem, she is still a force to be reckoned. She has caused more trouble in F-City in one month than the Nerima Wrecking Crew have in a year." Stated Kasumi.
"Yea.. sure.. well if she comes, I'll show her a force to be reckoned." Ranma cracks his knuckles. "Plus, I have the Will, I can change things at a snap of a finger!"
"I'm with Ranma, this girl is ditzier than Shampoo and Azusa combined, even I could take her out!" Akane said.
"Yea, I'm sure a tomboy like you would be able to *snicker*"
"RANMA NO BAKA!!"
The last thing Ranma saw was the engraving on the bottom of the frying pan in Akane's hand.
"Oh dear... I'll get the pillow and blanket"
Meanwhile, Excel and Hyatt...
"HOW DARE YOU THINK ABOUT TRYING TO EAT ME!"
"Huh?" Excel looks puzzled at Ryoga.
"Oh, thy angels from the heavens! I Tatewaki Kuno am astounded by thine beauty, especially the one who's hair shines bright like the Pacific Ocean if it were made of blueberries!"
"Excuse me?" Excel scratches her head.
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