"Kyaaa!!! MY BODY!!! Wha.. wha happened!!" She said with a much different voice from her normal high-pitched hyperactive voice.
"You have cursed form of Lina Inverse. She poweful sorceress but underdeveloped. She look like child." Explained the Guide.
Hyatt looks at Excel. "Sssempai... You.. your eyes.. and hair.. and uh.. chest?"
Excel looks at her reflection in the water and sees the bright red hair and crimson eyes and lack of... chest. "No worry! I'z-chan can fix me up good as new!! I'Z-CHAAAAANN!! I need you!!!"
A tumbleweed blows by while they wait.
Excel taps her foot wildly. "Where is she?! She's normally here by now... KYYAAA!!!" She screams as the Guide pours boiling water over her. "Huh? I'm back!!! My beautiful, sexy body is back!!! But I wonder where I'z-chan is?"
"I dunno sempai.. maybe we should report back to Ilpalazzo-sama now."
"YES!! He'll know where she is!! He always knows what's going on!! Come Hy-chan!!" Excel grabs her partner's hand and speeds off towards the forest.
"Oh Miss Excel!! Don't go near cold water... will change back!!!!!" Screamed the Guide.
Ilpalazzo sits comfortably on his throne playing his Game Boy Advance dating sim.
"Hmmm... Talk to her... Kiss her... Ignore her... I think I will.." His train of thought is interuptted as Excel bursts in the room and accidentally selects Kiss Her.
"PIG!!! *SLAP!!!*" Goes the game.
Ilplazzo's eye twitches and then looks directly at Excel as she starts to give her report.
"This better be good Excel-kun"
"Oh but it is Ilpalazzo-sama!! We found out that the springs are infact cursed and whoever falls in becomes cursed! We also got to see the beautiful land that you one day will own and..." Excel continues to rant.
Ilpalazzo grabs the rope and dunks her "Not now Excel, I'm in no mood for one of your rants! Hyatt-kun, what did you find out on your mission."
"Well sempai fell into one of those springs and..." Hyatt is interupted as the phrase Ray Wing is screamed from the pit.
Excel flies out screaming and suprised in her cursed form and lands ungracefully infront of Ilpalazzo.
"OooOoooOh..."
"Sempai, you are cursed again?"
"Hmmm interesting, it seems that cold water activates the curse.. and who are you suppose to be Excel?" Inquires Ilpalazzo.
"Uhh.. I think the gy said some girl named Lina Inverse. I tried to call I'z-chan to remove this curse but... but..."
"But what Excel-kun..."
Excel breaksdown crying.. waterfalls and everything. "She didn't come!! I fear that I am forever going to be cursed to transform into this body everytime I make contact with cold water!! I can't live like this! I want my old body baaaaacck!! WAAAHHHHHHH!!!"
Hyatt grabs a kettle of hot water that Ilplazzo had on for his tea and pours it over Excel.
"YEAAHHHA! That's hot!! And I'm back in my original body!! Yippee Yay!! Wahoo!!!" Excel dances around the room rejoicing.
"I see... I wondered if the reports over in Nerima were true about a kid able to change anything he wished. Evidently he has the Will under his command, he could be very useful to us. Goto Nerima and find the kid named Ranma Saotome and bring him back here..." He then notices that Excel is still dancing around the room and Hyatt is dead again and yanks the rope dropping her back into the pit. "at once."
"AAAaaaaahhh.. not agaiiin... *SPLASH*... RAY WING!!!" Excel flys out not too happy. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?"
"You weren't listening"
"DID THAT MEAN DROPPING ME INTO THE PIT?! DIEM WING!!"
The attack blows Ilpalazzo and his throne clear to the back of the room. After a few seconds, he stands up, less than happy. "Excel-kun!!!"
"Ehh... I'm sorry Ilpalazzo-sama!!! I.. I don't know what came over me!! I just uh.. uh.." Excel stands there sweating.
Ilplazzo reveals an army machine gun from under his robe. "You have till the count of 10 to get out of here and to Nerima... 1..2..."
Excel screams and grabs Hyatt. "We shall depart right now to Nerima where..."
"10!!" He starts firing on her.
"KYA!!!" Excel runs out the door with Hyatt dodging bullets and in search of another hot water kettle.
"Sigh... sometimes I wonder what I would accomplish without her" He ponders as he sits his throne back up and takes out the game and starts playing it again.
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(Posted Sat, 29 May 2004 09:06)
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