A certain piglet was shaking uncontrollably in Excel's arms.
"Oooh!!!! Sacred springs!! I, your loyal Excel, will investigate these springs to the ends of the Earth if needed! I will search high, low, in, out, around, and any other way possible for you Ilpalazzo-sama!..."
As Excel keeps up her rant, 'Porkchop' slips away unnoticed and in desperate need of a kettle of hot water.
*I AM NOT GOING BACK THERE!! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!!* Thought 'Porkchop'. *Even though I could probably find the Spring of the Drowned Man and be cured of this curse, with my luck, I'd find something worse!!*
"AHEM!!!"
Excel stops mid rant and looks at Ilpalazzo. "Yes Ilpalazzo-sama?"
"Good, now that I finally have your attention, it is time for you to depart." A very familiar rope falls down from the ceiling.
Excel stands there sweating. "We're using that method again?"
"Yes"
Ilpalazzo pulls the rope and the trap door opens up under Excel.
"EXCEL SHALL REtuuuuurrrnnnn..."
In the quiet, peaceful Bayankala Mountains safe inside China lies the Cursed Springs of Jusenkyo. In the forests that outline it's perimeter, animals are happily nibbling away at their food. Until a sound pierces their ears.
"yyyyyYEEEEEAAAAA........"
An open tree stump starts shaking violently. All the animals in the vicinity starts to run away as Excel rockets out of the stump screaming into the air. She then does a flip and makes a perfect landing.
"YOSHA!!! 10 points!!!! Excel has landed!!!" She exclaimed for all to hear. "I wonder why Hy-chan is?"
"Right here behind you sempai"
Excel jumped and turned around "Kya!! You have to stop doing that Hy-chan!! Now.. where are these sacred springs at?!" Excel starts standing on trees and everything looking for them.
"Sempai," Hyatt questioned. "What about those bamboo poles over there. Maybe we can get a better view if we stand on them."
"Great idea Hy-chan! Let's go go go!!!" She grabs Hyatt and starts running towards the bamboo poles.
"Hey Hy-chan! Those must be the springs. Look at all of them! It'll take forever to check all of them. But I, Excel, will take on the task for it was given to me by Ilpalazzo-sama! Maybe we can cover more if we split up! Right Hy-chan? Hy-chan?"
Hyatt is dead... yet again.
"Oh well! I'll just lay you here next to this pole while I stand on it and look around." She lays Hyatt beside the pole to recover and jumps up on top of it. "Hmmm... there's not much to see only water.. water.. water.. tree... water.. house with smoke coming out of it... House with smoke coming out of it!? Maybe they can help!! They must know alot about this area since they live here! I will convert them to loyal followers of ACROSS and they will help us find the information we... Whoa..." Excel is cut off as she regains her balance. "Whew, that was close.."
At that same moment, Hyatt awakens and stretches, bumping the pole. "Sempai? Sempai, why are you up there flailing your arms about?"
"KYAAAAAaaaaaaaaa.." Excel fell through the air with the grace of a lead brick with her ponytail flying straight up behind her till.. *SPLASH*
The Guide was sitting comfortably in his chair looking out the window watching Excel do her famous ranting.
"Hohohoho... she is an odd one no?" He laughed.
As he was laugihng at her, he saw her plummet into one of the most-dangerous springs.
"OH NO!! Very bad!!! Very, very bad!!!" He exclaimed running to where Hyatt was with his kettle of hot water.
Hyatt looked at the spring with bubbles coming out of it curiously. "Sempai? Excel-sempai? Are you alright?" She looked up to see a little, fat man running towards her screaming 'oh no' over and over. "Hello, why are you saying oh no over and over again?"
The Guide was out of breath when he stopped and talked to Hyatt. "Ohh, very, very bad spring your friend fall into." Excel re-emerges from the spring gasping. "She fall into Spring of the Drowned...
"Why are my clothes so big now!?"
*GASP* "Caaaaann't breeeaaatthee!!!!"
Excel jumps out and poses.
"Ignorant masses! In the name of ACROSS, I'm gonna kick your butt!"
Back at ACROSS HQ, Ilpalazzo feels the beginnings of a migraine.
"Wait... did you say extremely powerful?" *grin*
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(Posted Sat, 29 May 2004 08:21)
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