"Hy-chan!!! I can see the dojo!! Finally we have made it!! Our journey has come to an end! Now we can free I'z-chan from Ranma Saotome's grasp and then Ilplazzo-sama will be able to shoot, maim, and kill Excel as much as he pleases and I will be revived good as new loyally awaiting his divine orders! Aaaand... I will be free of this curse of me changing into that hot-tempered, under developed girl when I get splashed with cold water!!." Excel pumped her fist into the air "C'mon Hy-chan!! LET'S FREE I'Z-CHAN!!"
"Hai sempai. Ano, it looks like a fight is in progress"
Excel sweatdropped and grabbed Hyatt's shoulder.
"Ehh... it's a dojo Hy-chan, people always fight at dojos. Which is perfect for us since we are going to fight Ranma!"
Ranma and Ryoga were having their Once-in-a-blue-moon-cause-that's-how-long-it-takes-Ryoga-to-get-to-the-dojo-from-wherever-he-came-from fight.
"RANMA!! BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID CURSE YOU GAVE ME IN CHINA, I ALMOST BECAME SOME CRAZY GIRL'S MEAL!"
"That's not my fault that you look good to eat pig boy, in fact..."
Ryoga started to use his breaking point technique when...
"RANMA SAOTOME!! I EXCEL EXCEL AM HERE TO FREE I'Z-CHAN FROM YOUR POSSESION SO THAT SHE CAN BE ABLE TO RESUME REVIVING ME WHEN I GET KILLED!"
Ranma looks and sees Excel and starts laughing.
"That voice..." Pondered Ryoga. "IT'S HER!!! SHE'S THE GIRL WHO TRIED TO EAT ME!!!"
By this time, Ranma is rolling on the ground laughing.
"You mean... that ditz... is the one who tried.. to eat you?! BWAHAHAHA!!!"
Excel stood their dumbfounded
"Did I miss something?"
Ryoga threw his bandanas at Excel and Hyatt.
"THIS IS FOR TRYING TO EAT ME!!"
"!! Eyai!" Excel screamed as one of the bandanas caught her arm.
"Sempai! I will..."
Ryoga started to charge at Excel
"I will.. oooohhh..."
"PREPARE TO FEEL THE WRATH OF A WILD.. eh? What's wrong with..."
While Excel was screaming at Ryoga because of her arm, the sight of blood caused Hyatt to go into another one of her internal hemmoraging episodes, giving the nearest person a blood bath. Unfortunately, the nearest person was Ryoga.
Ranma looked up from his laughing and watched as the blueberry-haired girl regurgitated a liter of blood onto Ryoga.
"Eeeeewwww... no one... not even Ryoga deserves that..."
Hyatt propmptly passed out, and a very startled Ryoga just stood there, frozen and covered in blood.
"Here Ryoga.. lemme help ya out here..." Ranma grabbed Ryoga and threw him into the Koi pond. "There, you're all clean now.. *snicker*"
P-chan (a.k.a Porkchop) emerged from the pond with an angry squeal. This squeal however, was enough to stop Excel's screaming.
"PORKCHOP!!"
P-chan ran into the dojo running fast as a small piglet can run into Akane's arms.
"COME BACK HERE!! HOW CAN YOU BE MY 'Emergency Food Supply' IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME!?"
"She's seen Ryoga transform... and she still thinks he's to be eaten. She's ditzier than I thought!" Said Ranma inbetween laughing.
"Anyways... Ranma Saotome! I, Excel, loyal member of the ideological organization of ACROSS have come here to take back I'z-chan for Ilpalazzo-sama so Excel can be number one agent again and the heart of Ilpalazzo-sama's affection!"
Ranma quit laughing at the previous scene and looked at the hyperactive blonde.
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