[Episode 109650] [Episode 109650]
Ranma had gotten into the UFF as a way of keeping himself sharp and prepared. Of course, he had to hold back some of his characteristic moves, but that wasn't too much of a problem. The moves he had to hold back were too destructive for the arena anyway.
"Cold water," Jetta said, completing the list as she dumped a glass of water over her husband and watched him change into the beautiful form of his female body.
"I can do that myself you know," Ranma complained.
"But this is so much more fun for me," Jetta said, snickering.
Ranma pouted a few seconds and then indelicately stuck her tongue at her wife, causing fresh laughter to erupt.
"It's on channel 53," Ranma said, standing up and kissing Jetta.
For some reason she was surprised when the werewolf turned the simple kiss into a full out embrace, pulling her spouse close. Ranma blinked in confusion for a moment and then felt where Jetta's hand was trailing.
"Hey!" Ranma said, breaking off. "I'll be late if I have to clean up again."
"You always say that," Jetta said as she sensuously licked the inside of Ranma's neck.
"I know I always say it," Ranma said, squirming a little as she felt Jetta's hand work into her boxers. "And I always...ahah!"
It wasn't a cry of passion, just one of surprise as Ranma stumbled and fell onto the bed behind her. This was also usual before a tournament and it generally meant Ranma's giving in.
This time was no different as Jetta wasted no time in giving her husband another lesson in female anatomy. A well-taught one, she guessed, given Ranma's reactions this time. Jetta smirked as she thought how those lessons would applied for Ranma's revenge later.
*****
"You do this to me everytime," Ranma said, sighing as she finally got herself redressed.
"And then you do it right back to me," Jetta said, smirking. "And we both know you plan out time for it."
Ranma stubbornly held onto her pout. She was damn cute when she was pouting.
"Still, I'm glad we save the lesbian romps for before your tournaments," Jetta said. "Once in a while is a good change, but..."
"Yeah, not everyday," Ranma sais, nodding.
"And it lets us get in a good romp without you having to practically kill yourself before the tournament too," Jetta commented with a smirk.
"Oh, I can keep up with you any day of the week," Ranma commented. "Come on, I'll show..."
"Look at the time," Jetta said pointing the clock.
"Ack!" Ranma gasped, and grabbed her bag to head out the door.
Jetta laughed and then sighed, one of these days she was going to have to get up the nerve to actually go to one of Ranma's tournaments instead of watching on TV. It wasn't like the werewolves would be watching for her and Britanny at a fighting tournament, would they?
*****
Ranma had originally chosen to go to tournaments as a woman for two reasons. The most important was that she wanted to avoid attracting the attention of this universe's Ranma Saotome or, worse, any of his fiancees. The second reason was that he had been hoping to avoid attracting female attention.
One little slip of the tongue to an interviewer had made his second goal fall apart.
*****
"Why did you decide to become a fighter?" the interviewer asked.
"Well, I love martial arts," Ranma...err, Hakken had said. "But mostly I'm just trying to earn money to support my wife and daughter."
"Your wife?" the interviewer asked.
"Yeah, she...ACK!" Ranma choked as she realized what she had just done.
*****
Ranma, dressed in her fur-lined fighting costume, cut to be as entertaining and sexy as could be, stepped out of the limo she had been driven around the corner in for this part of the show. The part where she had to walk to the stadium door past hordes of screaming fans and had to look like she enjoyed it.
Of course, thanks to her highly publicized fruedian slip, there was a certain characteristic of the crowd as she stepped out.
"Ohhh, she's so hot!!" "I wonder if she'd let me be her wife!" "Hakken! I love you!"
"Yep," Ranma thought they're out in force today.
Fortunately, the publicists had made Ranma's "loyalty to her mate" a part of her image, so she didn't have to fret about turning down offers. It was a relief on her mind that she wasn't expected to act like she wanted a "good time" from all her fans.
Still, she half-suspected that Jetta's pre-tournament lesbian romp was at least partially geared to keep curiosity at bay. Which made him feel very wanted and treasured. It also made him wonder if she trusted him, but that feeling always quickly passed. He was still relatively new to marriage and was still learning to beat down his paranoia on the subject, given his past experiences with love.
"Hey baby!" someone shouted. "Come with me and I'll get you seeing things right."
Ranma rolled her eyes and again wondered why being considered a lesbian would have increased her male audience as well.
"Right past the sewage heap at least," she jeered out at the pervert and smirked as she walked in the door to the approving applause of many of her male and female fans.
Then she practically collapsed, as usual, once out of view.
"You've yet to learn how to deal with that, I see," a voice said and Ranma looked over to see Zero standing there, his own charge, a young girl with a rather scary pair of eyes, standing sheepishly behind him.
"Yeah, yeah," Ranma muttered, standing up and stomping past the superiorly smirking ninja.
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