"I'm pregnant..."
"How in the hell can you tell, we just... you know... yesterday!"
Inuko sighed, looking over to the small monument to fallen ninja.
"The women of Leaf Village are trained in a technique that is said to minimize discomfort during their... periods," she started to explain. "You know what a period is, right?"
"Y-yeah," he muttered with a blush.
"This technique does indeed lesson the discomfort a female ninja experiences during this time, however..." she paused.
"Yeah?"
"It also makes them infertile while they use it. Which is rather lucky for you, as none of the other girls that you slept with will become pregnant from yesterday's ordeal. Though your life will be rather hectic for a while, you won't have to worry about being a father dozens of times over."
Naruto scrunched his features.
"Wait, if this technique makes it so you can't get pregnant..."
"I do not use this technique, Naruto-kun," Inuko replied.
"W-w-why not?" he sputtered.
"I haven't used it since before giving birth to Sasuke's older brother. I just didn't see any reason to, since I had already married and had children of my own, and didn't need to worry about conceiving on accident, as it were... And after the disaster that befell my clan, and caused me to take the alias of Kakashi... well, I just hadn't thought to..."
Naruto blinked, his mind grinding to a halt for a moment as several different thoughts collided together.
"Gah..."
"I guess what I really should say now is... congratulations, Father," Inuko finished with a smirk that was clearly visible through her mask.
And with that, Naruto fainted... though he'd claim that he passed out from exhaustion.
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(Posted Mon, 02 Aug 2004 00:31)
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