Genma blinked, "Who are you, and what have you done with the Master?"
"Feh." Ranma grumbled, "He gets like that every now and then, it's all that stupid springs fault..."
"You mean, if he gets hot water on him???"
"Like this?" inquired Nodoka, formally pouring hot tea from the pot onto the Head of Anything Goes.
"BWAHAHAHA!!! This is our chance Ranma! You go seduce those girls, and I'll do the filming!"
"Yes, sensei!"
"Wife, why did you... ah, I get it." Genma hung his head as his wife whipped out her victory fans.
Things were just so COMPLICATED now! On top of everything else, he had just found out about his Master's curse, which was in fact to their advantage. However, the only being he held in more fear than Happosai, namely his wife, was taking active effort to keep the Grandmaster of Anything Goes in his typical perverted mode.
Ranma was... well, he hated to admit it, but the Master had really done a fine job in training Ranma in martial arts. He doubted that He and Soun together could even slow Ranma down when he went all out. This was a rather mixed blessing though. His child was almost certainly the most accomplished martial artist of his generation, practically unstoppable. On the other hand, he was also going to be practically unstoppable when he decided to go Panty-raiding, food stealing, or other disturbing activities. And the Heir of Anything Goes teaming up with the Grandmaster of Anything Goes... this meant that he and Soun actually didn't have enough rank in the School to tell them to stop!
Perhaps he could defeat Nodoka at her own game, and keep the Master permanently soaked in cold water? Even Ranma wouldn't be able to defeat him, Soun and the Master at once!
Nonchalantly picking up his glass of water, he flicked his wrist, sending the contents... oh, dear, sending the contents over the floor and cushion.
"The Master and Ranma left 15 minutes ago, while you were plotting and scheming dear."
"..."
"Because you were talking aloud dear."
"..."
*SHCWING!* "Aren't you happy dearest? We're going to be Grandparents soon! ... well, AREN'T YOU HAPPY DEAR?"
Genma reluctantly nodded, his chin grazing the side of the katana. This was bad. With Nodoka watching him this closely, he might not even be able to warn the Tendos that Ranma was back from his training trip!
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