(Senshi tumble out and pose in formation, then catch sight of Ranma walking nearby)
Stronger than before! (Go Ranma!)
Powered up for more! (Run Ranma!)
Rangers at the core! ("Ranma!")
Senshi Rangers!
"Yoooo-hoooo! Raaaan-maaaa!" (Ranma sees the helmet clad girls running towards him in slow motion, gets a slight nosebleed at the gainaxing, then turns to run)
"Starring the Inner Rangers!
Yellow Ranger! (*pose, helmet under arm* "Hii-ii!" *waves*)
Blue Ranger! ("erm" *digs toe in dirt*)
Red Ranger!("Rrrr!")
Green Ranger!("Brownies, anyone?")
White Ranger!("Ooh! Me! ... Oopsy!")
The Outer Rangers! (*change scene*)
Cobalt Ranger! ("Strength!")
Aqua Ranger! ("And Elegance!")
Purple Ranger! ("And kawaii-ness for everyone!" *other two look exasperated, then laugh*)
And the outrider of the Senshi Rangers, the mysterious Black Ranger!(*cool pose, looking off into the distance with a slight smile*)
And Ranma Saotome as their leader!(*pan camera to see Ranma stuck in a glass tube, pounding on the side* "Mmrrphl! Owlblrb!")
Higher they can soar! (Go Ranma!)
Fired up for more! (Run Ranma! "oh.... crud")
Even out the score! ("Ranma!" "Ranma!" "Stop shoving!" "Hey! You got him last time!")
(Ranma runs around a corner and gets ambushed by a black-clad senshi with a slight wisp of green hair escaping her helmet, just before the rest pile into them and bury him)
"....help?" o~
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Season 2, Episode 1X: Showdown at the Stock Exchange!
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The Youma appeared in the financial district, looking like a cross between a woman and a bank vault.
"Ahahahahaha! For my lord, I, SuperSaver, shall drain the energy of all who stand before me!"
As the people around started to drop like flies, someone pressed the alarm button on their Senshi Ranger (tm) Keychain Alert!
*****
All around town, amulets began to flash. While most of the little girls just grabbed them and knew there would be a new episode of Senshi Rangers, 9 very special girls ran for the nearest callbox.
*****
"Wai! It's the Senshi Signal!" Senshi Ranger White cried. "Let's go get 'em!"
Ranma sat there with his forehead resting on the desk in front of him. "Do we have to?"
"Of course we do, Ranma-kun." Cobalt Senshi replied, before dragging a limp Ranma out by the collar.
******
Within minutes, the specially designed transport system had staged the Senshi Rangers all around the Youma.
"Cameras ready? ACTION!"
******
SuperSaver stood there, hands on hips, laughing at the pathetic mortals who lay in heaps on the sidewalk around her. Suddenly a figure in a skin-tight white spandex suit with a motorcycle helmet jumped out in front of her.
"Hold! For Love and Justice and my turn cuddling Ranma, I, Senshi Ranger White, will defeat you!"
"Hey! It's not your turn!" A yellow figure jumped out of an alley. "You got the after-battle cuddle last time! It's my turn!"
"You're both wrong! It's a Wednesday! That makes it my turn!" Another figure in green appeared.
"I have *no* idea what you're talking about. But it doesn't matter because you'll all fall victim to me! Ahahahahaha!" SuperSaver crowed.
The helmet-wearing figures all gazed at each other, nodded in determination, and said in unison with 5 other Rangers that jumped out of various corners "Senshi Rangers! Ho!"
As the color-coded girls charged forward, SuperSaver was about to call out her attack when a horde of similarly suited figures in grey rushed forward from behind her. Stunned, she watched as all the spandex-suited shapes engaged in mock displays of martial arts, with the grey figures taking dives that should have been judged in the Olympics.
"Hiya! Ha!" "Ho-yo-to-sho!" "Hoo ha! Check the pecs!"
"Wha-?"
"Don't worry about it too much. You'll do fine in editing."
SuperSaver whirled to find a masked figure in a black tuxedo and a red turban with feather, holding a knob-headed straight walking stick.
"Who are you supposed to be? Karnak the Magnificent?"
Ranma narrowed his eyes. "Yeah, yeah. Yuk it up, why don't ya. Demographics couldn't make up their mind on the costume this season."
******
As the grey figures were defeated, SuperSaver called out her attack "BEARER BOND-AGE!" Ropes made of paper appeared and bound the hapless Senshi.
"Oh, Senshi Ranger Blue! How do we get out of this!?"
"Ermph! I- I don't know!"
"Don't worry, girls!" A tux-clad, turban-topped figure with a pigtail jumped down on top of the monster, driving it's head into the pavement. "No matter how dark things appear-" A scooping punt lifted SuperSaver and imbedded her into a wall. "-there's always hope at the end-" A yank pulled the youma out of the wall and tossed it across the road into another one. "-of the day! *under breath* Dang! Speech was too short! Again!" He leapt to the roof of a nearby building as their bonds faded.
A woozy SuperSaver got to her feet and stood swaying. "haAaAAhaAHa! YoU Are nO... mAtcH fOR... Me?"
The girls all retreated, cowering back with their arms shielding their heads.
The youma straightened up slightly, looking around, "Hah?"
Suddenly, SuperSaver was hit from behind by a greenish-purple beam, which caused her to grow to tremendous size! "What the hell?"
A rock bonked her on the nose. "No swearing!"
*****
The Senshi Rangers huddled together, then broke into formation. "We need Ranma Power, NOW!"
*****
Various animal-formed mecha appeared, one for each Senshi Ranger, approaching from a distant point.
"White Swan!"
"Blue Wolf!"
"Red Turtle!"
"Green Horse!"
"Yellow Kitty!"
~o"... copyright infringement!"o~
"Oh, all right. Yellow Lion!"
"FORM NEO-MEGA-ULTRA-MONDO-ACTION-RANMA, NOW!"
A quick assembly sequence and color change resulted in a giant red and black mecha (complete with pigtail) forming just in front of the stupified SuperSaver.
"BLAZING HEART LOVELY GATTLING PUNCH!!"
*WHA-BOOM!*
Ranma face-palmed. "Aw, maaan. Not again! They always make such a mess!"
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