"!!I NEED TO GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE!! Have fun Excel!!"
Excel looked back to see Ranma running out of sight.
"Hey!! Excel is not finished with you yet Ranma Saotome!! I shall chase you to the end of the Earth if needed to get what I want wading through water! Climbing up treacerous cliffs! Scouring cities big and small for... EEEE!!!
Excel took of running at Mach 1 after seeing the lynch mob coming after her known as the Fiance Brigade.
"GET HER!!!" They all cried in unison as they continued to chase her.
Ranma looked back and saw Excel gaining on him.
{Uh oh.. she's gaining on me! I need to do something to get her to slow down...}
While Ranma was thinking, the Will was at work.
"Excel will catch you Ranma Saotome! You cannot get... what's that whistling noise?"
Excel looked up to see an anvil dropping over her.
"KYAAA... *BONG* That was close!"
The anvil barely missed Excel... another shadow appeared only larger over Excel
"A SAFE!? This is hurting Excel's head! *CRING* Where are all of these American animation gags coming from!?"
What everyone could see looked like it came straight off of an old American cartoon show. Ranma was being chased by Excel, Excel being chased by the Fiancees, and weird, heavy, metalic objects dropping from the sky. Residents in Nerima ignored it like it was an everyday activity.
The Fiancee Brigade kept true to chasing Excel dodging all of the falling objects with grace and catching up with the interfering blonde.
Ranma took this time to look back and see all the anvils and safes and what looks like a ship falling from the sky and laughed.
"How... HOW.. What in the world is going on HERE!?"
"Whooo.. whaaa... ieee!! Excel has dodged all of the heavy metalic objects that Ranma has to offer!" She looked back to see all of the impaled items in the ground and the dust cloud getting closer and closer. "He dropped everything but the kitchen sink.... *BONG!, SPLASH!*"
Excel... American animation rule #1 Never... ever... EVER say everything but the kitchen sink! And for an extra twist, looks like the Will decided on a kitchen sink full of good ol' water... well not so good for Excel.
What's next?
Ranma: "Hey! That's my line!"
STOP! STOP!! This has gotten too silly! I won't allow this to proceed any farther! Having the blonde get cursed was fine. The scene between Excel and Ranma great! But American animation intertwined is way too silly! Restart this scene. Roll telecine in 3..2..1.. *beep*
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(Posted Mon, 09 Aug 2004 07:37)
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