[Episode 113761] [Episode 113761]“Where in the world am I?” Kassy asked the seemingly empty expanse of azure terrain.
Just as the girl asked that question she heard soft steps coming from behind.
Her ears twitching atop her head to focus in on the sound, Kassy turned her head quickly. “Who’s there?”
But there was nothing. Only the footprints of someone approaching, which disappeared a few feet from her. Raising an eyebrow to that, Kassy mumbled, “Ooookay...”
Steps were heard once again coming from behind the girl, this time a little louder than before.
Her ears twitching once more, Kassy turned her body quickly to the source of this noise.
Yet again Kassy found nothing but footprints. Footprints that weren’t there just a few seconds ago.
Frowning, Kassy shouted into the foggy indigo expanse. “Who’s there!?”
“Just me, beautiful,” Came the male voice from behind her.
Kassy turned once more to the voice. “Ranma?”
The pigtailed martial artist smiled roguishly at the girl, the light reflecting on his perfect smile as his eyes danced with mirth. “The one and only.”
Kassy let out a sigh of relief...
...And then realized how NAKED Ranma was.
“... Yeah, I’d say it’s the one and only,” Kassy admitted with a blush as she realized only Ranma could be that... Well... BIG! Looking down, Kassy hoped to avoid looking at Ranma’s length... And saw she herself had no clothing! Letting out an ‘eep’, Kassy wrapped her right arm around her chest while bringing her left hand down to her pubs. “The hell!?”
Ranma smirked confidently as he reached forward with a hand, cupping Kassy’s chin and tilting her head upwards so he could see directly into her eyes. “What’s wrong, gorgeous?”
Blushing furiously enough that it showed up form underneath her fur, Kassy said, “Well, for one thing if you haven’t noticed... We’re naked! Again!”
“And what's so wrong with that?” Ranma took Kassy’s left hand in his own, purposely rubbing the girl’s nether regions, and brought it up to give her knuckles a kiss. “My wife.” The golden rings on their fingers were clearly visible for her with the gesture.
Kassy’s eyes were wide with awe; completely flabbergasted. “What? B-but When? How!?” The half-Salusian asked, totally confused. Not that this was a bad thing, but when the hell did she get married!?
Ranma chuckled and used his right hand to softly caress the side of Kassy’s face. “Just two weeks ago. I couldn’t hold myself back from your beauty anymore, so I proposed.”
Bringing her left hand up to place atop her husband’s hand, Kassy didn’t know what to say. This was all so... So strange. Not that it didn’t give her a giddy thrill, but, “This is just too much...”
Ranma raised an eyebrow in confusion. “What is?”
“When the heck did two weeks pass?” Kassy asked. “And why don’t I have any memory of even getting married?” She was so confused. She wanted this to be true, but it didn’t make sense.
Ranma's look of confusion remained. “You don’t remember? The proposal? The wedding? The nights of endless sex?”
“Nights of endless sex?” Kassy repeated/asked with certainly piqued interest.
The pigtailed martial artist smirked once again. “You’re insatiable, and have quite the lovely singing voice.”
Smiling a little, Kassy blushed once more. “Aw, hush you...”
Ranma chuckled and pulled the girl close, encircling her in a hug. She could feel her body against Ranma’s deceptively slim but powerful frame, as well as a burning rod pressing against her midsection. “I love you.”
All the skunkgirl could do was stare into Ranma’s eyes. Eyes that burned with passion and love for her. Kassy could feel tears well up in the corners of her eyes. “Oh God, Ranma... I love you too...”
The young man leaned forward and kissed his wife passionately.
Kassy’s eyes rolled to the back of her head. Holy hell, now THAT was a kiss! She could feel his tongue invade her mouth expertly as she tried to reciprocate, her arms trying to circle around Ranma.
The pigtailed martial artist started to lower both of themselves to the floor, with the promise of much to come, when Kassy had the impression that lightning was flashing overhead.
Ignoring the lightning, Kassy looked into Ranma’s eyes. “Hmm... You sure you want to do it out here? It might rain,” She said teasingly.
Ranma smiled down at her. “There’s things we can also do if that happens.”
The flashes continued to strike, with a clear sky. Clear as far as she could tell anyway.
Kassy smiled happily... Lustfully. “Well then, let’s get started, Ranma-‘chan’...”
And Ranma did get started, his hands going all over her body as he slowly positioned himself.
Kassy moaned as she spread her legs, prepared for the penetrations sure to come at the hands of her husband.
As they continued with their actions a soft murmur was heard in the distances, with more and more flashes of light.
(------)
“That’s it. Now use the other hand,” Nabiki said in an amused-filled voice as she clicked away. This was so easy it almost made her feel guilty. Almost.
As the flashes continued Kassy’s eyes started to flutter open. “Uh...?”
Nabiki raised an eyebrow and decided to have a little fun at her new guest’s expense. “Could you moan a little more? The pictures are a lot better if it seems like you’re enjoying fingering yourself.”
“What?” Kassy asked as she sat up, squinting her sensitive eyes because of the light. Her hair was a total mess, strands going out here and there in different directions.
Nabiki decided to hide her camera and looked at the waking girl with a flat expression on her face. It was one of the rare mornings when Tendo Nabiki was up with the sun and actually was part of the living. “So how good was he?”
“What?” Kassy asked as she rubbed her eyes.
“How good was he? You were moaning like there was no tomorrow,” Nabiki said casually.
Blinking her eyes once, twice, the gears in Kassy’s head began to process the information. She started to blush in embarrassment... Which soon turned into indignation. “Wait a minute! And what the hell were you doing in here while I was asleep!?”
“I came to tell you breakfast is almost ready,” The middle Tendo sister answered calmly.
Kassy narrowed her eyes. “That doesn’t explain the camera...” After all, what else could have awoken her when the girl was being really quiet? Plus all the flashes of light in her dreams... Not to mention what Ranma told Kassy of Nabiki...
“It doesn’t. Want me to explain it?” Nabiki asked and extended her hand forward in an all too familiar gesture.
“Forget it, I already know..." Kassy grumbled as she started to stand up from the bed. "Ranma told me about how you always took photos of his female side. I guess it's my turn, right?”
“Do you really think I would be capable of such an invasion of privacy?” The older girl asked with such sincerity anyone that didn’t know her would instantly believe her.
Fortunately for Kassy, Ranma had warned her quite a bit, and after being suckered out of so much cash already...
As the old saying goes, ‘fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and shame on me’.
“Yes.” Kassy answered flatly.
Nabiki looked pretty smug as she left the room. “Breakfast is almost ready.” Kassy learned fast, but being a fast learner was not enough to deal with the likes of Tendo Nabiki.
Seeing the woman leave, the skunk-eared blonde let out a sigh of relief. At least now she could get dressed.
Walking down the hall Nabiki smirked to herself. Kuno would pay through the nose for these babies.
(------)
Genma-panda glared openly at his son, a pair of chopsticks held firmly in his hand.
Ranma stared smugly back, a pair of chopsticks of his own in a relaxed grip.
Kassy looked over her shoulder towards Ranma. “Do you do this every morning?” She asked Ranma curiously. This WAS happening quite often as she found.
Ranma answered without taking his eyes from Genma, lest the old man take advantage of the distraction. “Yeah. Been doing it since I was six.”
Kassy frowned at that answer. That panda really was a bastard.
The pigtailed martial artist smirked. “So how do you want it, old man? I only use my left arm this time?” He had to give Genma a handicap so the fight over breakfast would be even.
The left eye of the martial artist in panda formed twitched irritably. He held up a sign. [You can’t hold out forever, boy! Your breakfast will be mine!]
“Sticks and stones, old man. You’re just getting slow and weak in your old age,” Ranma taunted back.
Steam shot out of panda-san’s furry ears as Kasumi walked into the living/dining room, carrying a steaming tray. “Breakfast is ready!” Kasumi said as she placed the tray on the table. “Broiled fish.”
Kassy’s eye twitched. Broiled fish? First miso soup, then pickles, now BROILED fish? Didn’t these people eat anything normal for breakfast!?
Nabiki nodded her thanks to Kasumi and served herself before the morning fight started. Which it did just seconds after she was done. Ranma, true to his word, was only using his left arm.
Kassy stared on in total shock at the speed being displayed... And then reached out to get some food. As strange as it was for that time of day, she WAS hungry!
“I heard the morning fights will start again today,” Nabiki said casually as she ate.
“Morning fights?” Kassy repeated.
Ranma caught his father’s chopsticks in his own and turned to Nabiki with a confused look on his face. “But Akane isn’t here.”
Kassy looked down at the fish on her plate. Why was she suddenly getting a baaaaaaaad feeling again?
Her face the portrait of calm, Nabiki sipped some of her tea, enjoying the way her delay in answering seemed to unnerve both Ranma and Kassy, and placed her cup down on the table. “There’s a rumor going around that Kuno-chan has a new love interest. He’s reinstating the morning fights.”
Kassy’s eye twitched.
Seeing his son distracted, Genma-panda began piling fish after fish onto his plate. Including fish from Ranma, Kassy, and Soun’s plates.
Ranma snapped Genma’s chopsticks and returned the stolen fish with the Amaguriken without even seeming to notice. The pigtailed martial artist then frowned thoughtfully. “But who could this new girl be?”
Genma-panda gawked and then glared at his son while holding up a sign. [Ungrateful whelp!]
Turning her head to star at Ranma, Kassy’s right eye twitched. “He couldn’t be THAT dense, could he?”
“Huh?” Ranma’s highly intelligent answer and dumb look told her he could be.
Letting out a sigh of defeat, Kassy shook her head. “Nevermind...” She then looked at her plate. “What happened to my fish?”
Yep. In the time it took Ranma to ask his question, Genma had claimed another fish. Including what was on Ranma's plate!
Munching, his mouth full of stolen fishy goodness, Genma-panda rubbed his belly. Swallowing, the panda then let off a rather loud belch. Using a napkin to wipe his mouth, the Panda held up a sign saying, [You’re slowing down in your old age, boy.]
Ranma growled. “That’s it, old man!” With that, the pigtailed martial artist kicked Genma out of the room for a nine point belly flop on the koi pond.
Letting off a, “GROWF!” as he was sent flying, the panda once more landed in the empty pit in the earth, a dust cloud kicking up.
“... What happened to the water?” Ranma asked in confusion. “Didn’t that pond get refilled yet?”
“Sorry Ranma-kun, but we’re still in a drought,” Kasumi helpfully answered as she served her father the last fish since he had his taken from Genma as well.
The young man shrugged his shoulders and finished his breakfast in record time. “Thanks for breakfast, Kasumi.”
“No problem,” Kasumi said as she was taking plates away.
Her eye twitching as she stared down at her empty plate, Kassy stood up. “See you at school Ranma...” She said as she went towards the front door.
Ranma jumped to his feet. “But you’re forgetting something!”
“What? My books?” Kassy asked as she held up her backpack. “My bento?” She motioned to the lunch box, which she was tempted to eat right now.
Ranma shook his head and motioned for Kassy’s pocket, out of which the gravity device was half showing.
Sighing, Kassy rolled her eyes. “Fine, fine... I’ll fix this, but can you do something for me?”
“Sure!” Ranma replied without thinking.
Nodding her head, Kassy asked, “Do you know where the nearest McDonald’s is?”
Ranma blinked a couple of times in confusion and Nabiki smirked. “It’s the building with the yellow ‘M’.”
Ranma’s eyes widened slightly in understanding and he walked to Kassy. “I’ll take you there. I know how to go.”
“Nah, it’s okay,” Kassy said as she took out her wallet and gave Ranma few thousand Yen notes. “If you can, run down there and pick me up something to eat, since I didn’t get any breakfast.” She turned her head and glared out the door where the panda was trying to climb out of the small pit. “Bring it to school. By then, I should get there and I’ll have this device repaired for you. Okay?”
Ranma nodded as he picked up his backpack. “Sure thing. See you at school.” With that he bounded to the rooftops and out of sight in a matter of seconds. He needed to get Kassy something to eat and stop the morning mob before they attacked some defenseless girl!
Sighing, Kassy turned about and started heading back towards her room. She had to change the batteries in the Gravitational Field device before she met up with Ranma. As she walked up the stairs, Kassy’s stomach let out a grumble. Man, was she hungry! “Baka pandas...”
“SOLD!”
“Is he trying to do the Meow Mix Commercial?”
“Yeah, or Something Else along those lines.”
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