A figure dipped the mouth of a water bottle under the flowing crystal stream. The bottle filled quickly with the glittering mass of water. The bottle was the container to bring the refreshing water up to parched lips. The figure drank deeply in great droughts of life-giving fluid.
"BWAAHHAA! Ah'm alive again!" bellowed Kuonji Ukyou in her Kansai accent, rendered here as an American Southern accent as per convention. Her fist curled into a defiant fist as she took on a look of determination and anger. "Feh. Just you wait, Ranma, ya bum! Ah'll get ya one a' these days for leavin' me behind!" Her face relaxed and she turned around. "But first, gotta visit gramps. Ah wonder what he wanted to talk to me about..."
Ukyou pressed on through what appeared to be wild, untouched wilderness of Japan, only for some reason it appeared to be part of Tokyo. Since it was wilderness, Ukyou had a rough time of it, and she emerged from the forest, panting and leaning on her trusty super-spatula for support. "Is this really Tokyo? Ah thought there'd be more people," gasped Ukyou, then gasped again as she emerged from the forest to find herself on the grounds of a well-maintained and spacious garden, complete with fountain centerpiece.
"Woah!" Ukyou murmured at last, seeing how the large garden was attached to an equally large mansion in the distance. In front of the mansion rose a large, puffy dust cloud, and there was a distant rumble.
*budda-budda-budda*
"Kyah! Kyah! Kyah!"
Ukyou shielded her eyes from the sun to get a better look at it. "The heck?" she murmured, seeing a large cloud of dust approach closer and closer. As it drew closer, a trio of maids in twinned pigtails pulled out ahead of the pelaton, their very abbreviated maid uniforms in the colors pink, orange and yellow. Behind them, a whole mob of maids rushed towards Ukyou, squealing in glee. They were in a variety of maid uniform types: short skirt and sleeves, long traditional calf-drapers, and all things between, and in all manner of colors.
The spat-fighter recoiled at the wave of approaching maidity, for lack of a better word. All screaming out... not for blood, really, but something that Ukyou thought better of than to find out.
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