The maids of what was the Hanaukyou manor rolled over their prey, the stunned Ukyou wanting to run but her legs strangely unresponsive. The maids crushed their shapely bodies against Ukyou from all directions. Ukyou found her head being magnetically attracted to mammary tissue, as her face came into intimate contact with the bosoms of these shapely wenches. They glomped her from the front, jumped on her back, hugged her about the head, all moves designed to bring her face and body into intimate contact with female pulchritude. All the while, the girls were screaming their abundant affection for the newcomer.
From within this chaos emerged the twain-ponytailed maid dressed in an abbreviated orange maid uniform that strongly resembled an Anna Miller's waitress uniform. "You must be tired from making such a long trek!" she declared, stretching her arms out to Ukyou. Her delicate-seeming but strong hands camped around Ukyou's head. Closing her eyes, she pursed her full lips, and brought them firmly into contact with Ukyou's.
All was silent, except the *doki doki* of an excited heart.
The maid let out an inarticulate grunt and deepened the kiss. She parted her lips and thrust her tongue into Ukyou's mouth, flicking it playfully against Ukyou's. Finally, they separated with a breathy gasp from the maid, a string of glistening spit drawing between their mouths.
Ukyou simply stared at the orange-clad maid for a few moments. Then her eyes turned into roughly drawn circles as realization hit her. AH JUST KISSED A GIRL!!! she thought with panic, sweat popping out of her pores all over her body, MAH FIRST KISS IS WITH A GIRL!!! Ah knew Ah wuz s'pposed ta be throwin' away mah femininity, but this wuddn't part a' tha' deal!!
Ukyou jumped out of the maid's embrace like she was a scorching-hot branding iron and started wiping her lips with the back of her forearm. "Whaddya think yer doin'?!!" barked the cross-dressed girl.
"It's the customary greeting for this place!" declared the orange Anna Miller maid.
"So it is!" came the agreement from the pink and yellow Anna Miller maids—in two part harmony.
The chaos started again, Ukyou being yanked from maid to maid, all seeking to give her their special 'greeting'.
"Leggo a' me!" Ukyou was now in a panic. Her vow to cast aside her femininity was still in force, and these rather eager maids were seriously testing her clothing's tensile strength. She was seriously considering upholstering her big-mother spatula and physically beating these girls off.
"Please stop that, girls," came a gentle, yet commanding voice from outside the mob. They freeze, then part to the sides, revealing a disheavaled Ukyou in clothes that are thoroughly rumpled, but still covering her quite adequately. She looked up to see a tall, blue-haired and traditionally dressed maid with a worried look on her face. "Can't you see that the master is uncomfortable?" she asked.
The maids withdraw, letting Ukyou readjust her boys uniform. Saved! she thought.
Holding her arms deferently to her sides, she dipped her head in humility. "We have been waiting for you," said the blue-haired maid. "You are Kuonji Ukyou-sama, are you not? I am Mariel, a maid of this mansion. We've been waiting for you."
Ukyou thought about it, and tensed in realization. "You mean... this is mah grandpa's mansion?" she screeched.
"No," said Mariel.
Ukyou blinked. Then grinned at her own foolishness. "Ah see. How silly a' me! No way this is mah grandpa's mansion!" She paused. "Waitaminit. How come y'all are callin' me master?"
"That's because this mansion, the Kuonji manor, belongs to you!" declared Mariel chirpily.
Ukyou's jaw dropped to the concrete. "Ya gotta be kiddin' me!" she roared.
The maids simply smiled as one.
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