WHO AM I
You are Ranma Saotome, heir to the Saotome School of Anything-Goes, and victim of a Jusenkyou curse. You are one of the best martial artists in Nerima and are engaged to countless women, most as a result of your father, Genma's actions. You are also currently lying in bed.
LOOK
The Tendo Guest Room:
This is a nice little room right off the main hallway of the Tendo house. It's sparsely decorated, with a few of your belonging strewn about the room, your backpack in a corner, and two futons laid out on the floor.
There is a panda here, snoring loudly on one of the futons.
Akane is here, standing over you with a large bucket of water.
You see two obvious exits: the hallway and out the window.
Akane pulls back the bucket to throw.
DODGE
You attempt to dodge, but, still sleepy, you only manage to get yourself tangled up in the bedsheets.
The cold water hits you dead on, triggering your curse.
Akane scowls at you. "Hurry up and get ready! You'd better not be late!"
Akane leaves into the hall.
WAKE UP
You pull yourself to full awareness, banishing the last wisps of sleep from your mind.
The panda snores loudly.
STAND
You get out of bed, untangling yourself from the covers as you do so. Okay, you're standing and awake now.
I
You are currently carrying:
1 Dragon's Whisker (braided into hair)
Jusenkyou Girl Curse (activated)
Amazing Martial Arts Skills
HALLWAY
You walk into the hallway.
Hallway in the Tendo House:
This is a plain hallway, with few decorations. It's used to get from one point in the house to another, and as such, has nothing special about it.
Akane is here.
You can see six obvious exits: Akane's room, Nabiki's room, Kasumi's room, the guest room, the bathroom, and the stairs to the first floor.
Akane stares at you in shock.
LOOK AT MYSELF
You look down at yourself. You're all there, or at least everything that you have when you're in girl form. Great figure, strong muscles, bright red ponytail; you have to admit you do look pretty good.
Akane's slowly begins to turn red.
A sensation of horror begins to descend on you as you realize that you have neglected to put on any clothes before leaving your room.
Lack of Clothes suddenly appears in your inventory with a 'pop'.
A large mallet suddenly appears in Akane's hands.
OH, COME ON, ISN'T THE MALLET THING A BIT CLICHE?
Cliche or not, you're still in trouble.
Oh please, since when has anyone been able to evade the righteous anger of an anime female?
Fine. A chainsaw suddenly appears in Akane's hands. Better?
See other episodes by Kakuhito
(Posted Fri, 15 Nov 2002 02:48)
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