Text-Based 1/2: Suddenly, the Mallet don't seem so bad... [Episode 11539]

by Jryu

NO, REALLY, AKANE WITH A MALLET IS REALLY OVERUSED

Fine. A chainsaw suddenly appears in Akane's hands. Better?

ARE YOU KIDDING?! NO!

Okay, how about an automatic shotgun?

NO!!

A zweihander? A gatling gun? A vile of sulfuric acid?

ARE YOU CRAZY?

Oh, come on. How about some of the Freddy Kruger claws?

I'LL GO WITH THE MALLET

Hmm, no. I like the claws. I think we'll go with them...

OKAY, OKAY. I'M SORRY I DOUBTED THE ALL POWERFUL PARSER

And don't you forget it boy. Akane's got a mallet in her hand.

• Akane smashes you with the mallet, sending you flying back into your room.
• Akane smashes you with the mallet, knocking you through the floorboards, but you're still awake.
• DODGE

  That's a joke, right?

• Akane winds up, but someone stops her first. Why look, it's...
• KISS AKANE

  Ah, you like to live dangerously. You plant a big passionate kiss right on Akane's lips...

• DO SOMETHING! ANYTHING!!

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(Posted Fri, 15 Nov 2002 03:13)

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