DO SOMETHING! ANYTHING!!
You think hard, trying frantically to come up with something that will halt the Mallet of Doom.
Akane spits on her hands and takes a firm grip on the handle of her mallet.
WELL?
Don't rush me! I'm thinking!
Akane settles down into a solid stance, preparing to swing.
HURRY UP ALREADY!
Fine! I've got an idea!
Akane lines her mallet up with your head, making sure her aim is perfect.
WHAT IS IT?!
Patience, patience. Good things come to those who wait.
Akane pulls her arms back, muscles quivering with barely-contained tension.
BAD THINGS ARE COMING QUICKER!
Here's the idea, then. Akane may be angry now, but maybe she'll calm down if you give her a present.
You hear a faint whistle as the mallet begins to move.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A PRESENT BEFORE SHE HITS ME?!
That's not my problem, head trauma boy.
The shrieking of air molecules being torn apart by the passage of something large and heavy is getting closer.
I
You are currently carrying:
1 Dragon's Whisker (braided into hair)
Jusenkyou Girl Curse (activated)
Amazing Martial Arts Skills
Lack of Clothes
GIVE LACK OF CLOTHES TO AKANE
...
You hear a loud boom, as something breaks the sound barrier uncomfortably close to your ear.
DO IT!!!
You give Lack of Clothes to Akane. The mallet vanishes a centimeter from your ear, along with everything Akane was wearing.
NOT QUITE WHAT YOU WERE EXPECTING ME TO DO?
...
MALLET AKANE
SHARE THE WEALTH
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(Posted Fri, 15 Nov 2002 05:18)
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