“ehehehehehe, yeah, then I’ll…” the girl muttered to herwself with a look of evil glee upon her face.
“Kassy?” Ranma repeated.
“… and after that I just got to…”
“KASSY!” Ranma shouted into her skunk ears.
“WHA!” Kassy exclaimed before stumbling back a bit. It took every ounce of her strength not to fall backwards, thus destroying her instrument of revenge against Nabiki for the nude photos of her… unconscious reaction to dreams. Then a few seconds later after regaining her footing, she was up in Ranma’s face. “WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?”
“Sorry!” Ranma apologized before jumping back to get a few inches between the two of them. “I was just… Kassy, what’s up with you today?” Then he pointed up to the pack the girl had draped over her shoulders. “And what is that thing? The project you were working on in shop class? Homework or something?”
“Homework?” Kassy asked in confusion before everything clicked. “Oh… yeah! Ehehehehe, just something I had to take home and uh, work on… for shop! Uh come on, let’s get on home and uh, get to work!” Then, whistling as innocently as she could, the half Salusian walked past the confused pigtailed boy.
Of course the instrument of her revenge had taken a lot longer than just one little class to build.
It had taken match class…
(-Math Class-)
“… and so then the energy output would have to be equally dispersed to all parts at .00000001 percent of total maximum output quotient and with all of that in balance it should work,” Kassy finished as she wrote one more number down on the chalkboard that was covered in mathematical calculations. “And that should do it.”
“That’s uh… very nice Miss Feeple,” the classroom instructor said. “But uh… I don’t think that’s how you find the perimeter of the trapezoid.”
Kassy blinked, and then blushed in embarrassment as she looked back to the class and saw nothing but confused faces. Well, except for Ranma’s, his was on his desk and fast asleep.
(-The Street-)
Then there were the other classes…
(-Chemistry-)
Dressed in a lab coat and wearing dark goggles to cover her eyes while she held a beaker of glowing green liquid, Kassy looked over to the chart she held in her other hand and then poured it into another beaker on a heating stand that was already boiling.
“Well that should… uh oh,” Kassy mumbled as the beaker with the now purple liquid started to shake. “Duck and cover!”
A second later the beaker exploded and covered everyone in a twenty foot radius with purple gunk. As Kassy looked down at her chart to see there was a fly she had mistaken for a decimal point, a group of science nerds snuck up behind a stunned Ranma and turned on the emergency shower that he –now she- just happened to be standing under.
“Dangit now I’m gonna have to start over again,” Kassy whined. At least on the up side it would give her an excusse to skip gym.
“COME HERE YOU LITTLE DWEEBS!” Ranma screeched in the background.
(-Shop-)
“Now class today we will… Miss Feeple?” the teacher asked as the girl wearing the skunk girl ears dragged in well over half a ton of metal behind her along with a welder and a blowtorch.
“Yeah?” Kassy replied before lifting up a piece of steel that had to weigh a hundred pounds with one hand and obviously no effort and setting it down apart from the rest.
“Uh… never mind,” the shop teacher said before turning back to the rest of the class and starting to tell them how to make an even cut with a hand saw. He had learned the best way to survive at this school was to just let the super strong types just do what they want. Which was the reason why Ranma Saotome was going to spend the rest of the year either sleeping in the classroom, or using this period to get a head start on lunch.
(-The Front of Tendo Dojo-)
“So about that training,” Ranma brought up again as they reached the main gate.
“What? Oh right, that. Uh… let me just go take care of something first. It’s uh, girl stuff,” Kassy lied before giving a nervous laugh and quickly darting through the gate while Ranma shuddered from the ‘girl stuff’ comment for some reason and looked down towards his crotch with obvious nervousness.
“Ohhhhhh kay,” Ranma said to himself as a drop of sweat rolled down the side of his head. Maybe this would be a good time to go work out. Although the gravity device had gone dead hours before lunchtime, he could still do stuff the old fashioned way.
Meanwhile Kassy walked towards her destination with the usual look of evil glee she had on her face whenever she had thought up a nastier than normal kind of joke to play, and this one was going to top them all. She just couldn’t wait to see the look on Nabiki’s face when it happened. Just thinking about it made her laugh. “Ehehehehe hahahahahahahaha AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
Oh yeah, she just couldn’t wait till...
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