Juggling For Dummies: The Juggling Nodoka! [Episode 116437]

by Wyrm

"I'm sure Ranma will be better off going by my maiden name of Karamazov. In view of that, he will have to learn to juggle!" declared Nodoka. She stood and drew her sword. She picked up two tanto, and began to juggle all three. While she did this, keeping perfect control of flying, sharp metal (grabbing the blades only by the hilts), she mused aloud, "After all, it just won't do for one of the Karamazov family to not know how to juggle. What would brothers Pavel, Dmitri, Alexei and Ivan—or as they're known, the Flying Karamazov Brothers—say to their dear sister, Nadia?"

Before this goes any further, I'd like to point out a few things about the Flying Karamazov Brothers:

1. They are not brothers. Or cousins. Or any other familial relation. Unless there was an incident that they're not telling us about.
2. They are not Russian. Though three of them are of Russian decent. (I think.) None of them are named Karamazov. (The Russian names Nodoka stated aren't their real names.)
3. They do not fly. Unaided at least, and not for lack of trying.
4. They are not really related to Nodoka or any other anime character. But then again, how many of us are?
5. They will not be appearing in this Addventure. Or Bast! will kick my ass.

"Shut up, author-san!" snarled Nodoka, grabbing a tanto out of the air and putting it through the forth wall. As the author replaces the laptop screen on his computer, Nadia Karamazova, nee Saotome Nodoka, stopped juggling the remaining two blades.

"Ranma will be here any minute!" she murmured, putting away her blades.

• Ranma arrives! Time to start the juggling lessons!
• As above, but the lessons have a decidedly Genma-esque flavor.
• Nodoka demonstrates Martial Arts Juggling to a group of passing visitors!
• As above, but they're thugs. Nodoka cleans 'em out!
• Learn to juggle in three easy steps!

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(Posted Sun, 29 Aug 2004 06:25)

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