Furry Tokyo: Cue the Rabbit [Episode 117743]

Setsuna walked up to the front door in human disguise and rang the bell.   A few moments latter she bowed to the woman answering the door and greeted her with, "good morning, Mrs. Tsukino, I'd like to speak with your daughter, Usagi.   Is she still in?   I'm … one of her teachers."

"Oh, no," Tsukino Ikuku worried.   "Uzuki gets up early for her morning run before school.   What trouble is she in now?   She hasn't been caught smoking again, has she?"

"Uh, no," Setsuna replied with a little surprise.

"She's hasn't been bullying kids at school again, has she?" Ikuku worried.

"Uh, no," Setsuna repeated.

"Oh dear, it's those martial arts hoodlums she hang with, isn't it?"

"Uh, no," Setsuna echoed.   "Look, are we talking about the same girl?   Ditzy, blonde, cheerful, long haired, none too bright but means well, sleeps in a lot on school days…"

"Oh, no, that's not my Uzuki at all.   She's got short black hair, and a mean disposition.   She's rather serious about her martial arts, and a bit of a tomboy, I'm afraid."

"Oh, er, I seem to have got the wrong address.   Pardon me."   Sestuna bowed apologetically and retreated in confusion.   She was sure Furry Moon couldn't be that different from Sailor Moon.   Her Furry Millennium memories assured her of that.   However, if there was no Tsukino Usagi in this world, as who had the princess been reincarnated?

Uzuki was jogging along the back alleys when she heard a bunch of boys roughhousing behind a fence.   Checking the commotion, she found them tormenting a cat with a bunch of makeshift clubs.   She posed at the alley way and yelled out, "Yo, Numbnuts!   Why don't you try playing with something a little more … exciting?"

As she sauntered up the alley way one of the boys licked his lips and asked, "what do you mean?"

Stepping close she breathed, "well, I mean like me.   I'm sure we could find something interesting to do together."

"Uh, what do you have in mind?" the boy asked nervously.

Uzuki leaned her face in close to his, ran her fingers through his hair, and whispered, "what do you think I mean?"   Feeling his head press forward, she quickly turned hers towards the rest of the gang.   "Come closer boys, there's enough of me to deal with all of you.   Don't be shy now."

A few of them backed nervously away from shyness, or fear, but the rest moved in with obedient eagerness.   Uzuki twisted, grabbed one by the scruff and slammed his head into the one already in her other hand.   The beat down proceeded violently from there.   A few of the wiser scattered, but the rest tried to jump her, only to receive their share of punishment for the effort.

"Well now," Uzuki asked as she stuck a cigarette in her mouth a few moments later, "was that as good for you as it was for me?   More exciting than beating up a little kitty, I'm sure.   Anyone up for seconds, maybe?"

She leaned casually against the fence, chewing the butt of her cigarette until the boys limped or crawled out of sight, then she carefully looked around and bent down to examine the cat.   With a blushing thought of "(ara, so cute,)" she nervously stretched out her hand.

The cat bit down hard, then ran away.

"Why does that keep happening," Uzuki complained.

Uzuki bounded up the school gate, tossed her cigarette into a bin, and quickly bounced across the yard to the side entrance.

"(That girl really needs a sports bra,)" Setsuna observed from her cover.   Double checking the folder she filched from the school records before she added, "(that's this 'Uzuki' alright and it looks like she's been in a fight.   She's definitely not the Usagi I knew.   Now what do I do?)"   Shaking her head, the cat girl dropped out of the tree, pounced over the fence and leapt away.

Then she dodged behind a bush and peered out.   "(Well, now, what's she doing here?)"

Stepping out onto the roof, Uzuki strode across to lean against the rail, popped another cigarette into her mouth, and studied the boy fussing over the class pet's cage.

"You're late," her classmate remarked casually.

"Something came up," Uzuki replied coolly.

"I don't know why you even bother to show.   You never help out."

"You know I don't get along with animals," Uzuki pouted   She rubbed her bandaged hand.

"Why'd you volunteer for this then?"

"Uhm… It's an excuse to come up here for a ciggy, isn't it," Uzuki explained.   "You better not blab to the teachers, or I'll whip your arse!"

He snorted, "what's to tell?   The thing is, I've ain't seen you light up once."

Uzuki paused and pulled the half chewed paper tube out of her mouth to stare at it.   "Okay, you caught me.   Tough girls are supposed to smoke so I …"   She stuck the filter tip back between her lips and growled around it, "hey, don't think I can't still wipe the floor with you if you say anything.   I've got an image to maintain, you know."

He snorted again and deposited a rabbit in front of her.   "Just watch Usagi-chan while I clean out her hutch."

Uzuki stared at the bunny as if she expected it to leap at her with a switchblade knife.   The rabbit wrinkled her nose and started back up at the girl, then began grooming it's floppy ears.   Uzuki reached a shaking hand out.   The rabbit immediately chomped down on her fingers.   "Viscous beast!" Uzuki swore as she snatched her hand away.   The rabbit gazed back innocently and returned to what it was doing.

"No, nothing," Uzuki responded and gazed at his rear end.   "You going to be long?"

"Not long, why?"

"Oh, no reason," Uzuki muttered.   "Take as long as you like."

The door burst open as they were finishing up, and Akane jumped out with a cry of, " Ranma, you're going to be late for class.   What's keeping yuff?" and her face bounced off of Uzuki's chest.   She landed butt down hard on the floor.

"Damn, clumsy tomboy.   Ranma is right," Uzuki sneered as she grabbed her breasts to settle them down, "you are soo uncute!"

"Hey, you're just as much a tomboy as me!" Akane growled as she dusted herself off.

"The difference is," Uzuki posed, "I make it look good!"

Akane's eyes narrowed.   Spinning around, she grabbed Ranma's wrist and tugged.   "Come on, Ranma, we're going to be late for class!   You shouldn't hang out with this gang girl anyway."

"Akane, stop!"

"Ah, fugedaboutit," Uzuki blew off her steam.   "Just run along with Wonder Dyke."

"What!" Akane screeched to a halt.   "What was that?"

"Er, we haven't shut Usagi-chan's cage…" Ranma protested.

"Shut up, Ranma!" Akane said, and slammed her bag into his abdomen.   Then she was in Uzuki's face.   "Are you trying to pick a fight?   You better watch out!"

"Oh, puhlease," Uzuki dismissed.   "You think you're all that?   Get a grip, girl.   Your thighs are too thick, you're built like a brick, and you've no bust to speak of.   I don't pick on shorty runts."

Ranma closed his eyes in mourning and silently predicted, "(this won't end well.)"

"What was that?"

"You heard me, little girl." Uzuki said, and patted Akane on the head.   "Better hurry off to class now, kid.   You've got a lot to learn."

"Oh, yeah, well … at least I'm not a top heavy bimbo pretending to be a street tough!   I'm a real martial artist!"

"Oh, puhlease.   You just work out to watch your figure.   Not, mind you, that anyone else would watch it.   Now when I work out, my figure brings all the boys in from the yard.   It's to die for, right, Ranma?"

"… Closing the rabbit hutch now," Ranma intoned.   "Not listening.   Not part of this.   Na na nana. …"

Akane growled at Uzuki.   "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?"

"Oh, a bet?   Alrighty then, the winner gets … mmm, oh, a date with Ranma."

"Say what?"

"Oh, sorry, I thought you weren't listening."

"You're on!" Akane agreed then babbled, "not that I want to… I mean I want… oh, shut up!"   She blinked at where Uzuki had been standing, looked up in confusion to see her in spiraling down from the sky just in time to catch glimpse of a panty shot and a circle kick to the jaw.

"No fair!" Akane protested as she picked herself off the floor.   "I wasn't ready!"

"Meh!   A fight doesn't begin when you stop yapping," Uzuki observed as she landed with a pirouette.   "It starts when you commit yourself to action."

"I'm committed!" Akane avowed and launched an attack.

"You should be," Uzuki agreed and almost dodged the blow.   She rubbed her jaw.   "Is that the best you've go."

"(Not good at all,)" Ranma observed.   "Hey, don't fight so near…"

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Then the fight got serious.

"(Oh, man,)" Ranma groaned with a flush of embarrassment as he picked himself up from where he lay.   (I c'n handle Kuno's strike of a hundred blows easy.   I c'n dodge Ryoga in my sleep.   Even Mouse's hidden weapons don't surprise me much no more.   But a couple of girls get their mad-on an' I'm down f'r the count.   Sheesh!)"

He shook his headache off and looked around.   Those girls were still kung fu fighting.   The were fast as lightning!   It was a little bit frightning… 'cause they weren't exactly watching what they were doing.

"Look out!" Ranma warned, which distracted Uzuki long enough for Akane to kick her through the rabbit hutch, which splintered as she passed through.   Ranma winced as he leapt to his feet and blurred into action.   He zipped passed Akane, and tumbled over the side of the building after Uzuki.

Uzuki turned in mid air, looking for a handhold amid the splintered boards.   Yet all she saw was the rabbit falling beside her.   "Don't worry, Usgai-chan, I've got you!" she cried as she grabbed the bunny and hugged, "(… but who's got me?   I mean, who do I think I am – supergirl?)"

The rabbit, of course, said nothing.   Predictably she just bit down on the nearest available flesh.

"Arrggh!" Uzuki screamed as she flailed about.   Her flashing feet clipped Ranma on the jaw just as he reached out for her, sending him tumbling away.   A moment latter they all hit the ground.

It is said that any landing which you can walk away from is a good landing.   If wobbling uncertainly on your feet counted, Ranma had a good landing right up until the rest of the rabbit hutch rained down on top of him.

"Ranma, are you okay?" Akane demanded as his eyes blinked up at her.   She stroked his brow with concern and carefully cradled his head in her lap.

"What happened to Uzuki?" Ranma asked unwisely.

Akane stood up suddenly, forcefully dumping his head on the ground.   "Humph.   I dunno.   She must have run off or something.   Who cares what happened to the gang girl anyway?"

"Well…" Ranma began as he lifted himself onto his unsteady legs.   "Uh, fuggedaboutit.   What happened to Usagi-chan then?"

"♪I'm here! ♪" a blur exclaimed as it slammed into his arms and hugged tight.

"Uzuki?" Ranma gasped as he was knocked onto the ground once more.   the body pressed up against him sure felt like Uzuki - there was no mistaking the feel of her breasts against his chest (not that Ranma could tell from personal experience) but something was wrong.   It wasn't just that it was unlike the standoffish tough-girl to show such passionate affection, even after a near death experience.

Well, actually the way she was holding tight and rubbing against him for all she was worth was pretty much out of character.   But more than that, Uzuki didn't have blonde hair and she sure didn't have a pair of rabbit ears.   And, as the dumbfounded Akane could tell him, Uzuki shouldn't have a cotton tail sticking out of her panties.

But Akane had other things on her mind at the moment.   "Gahh!   Get off of him!"

"No!   Usagi-chan doesn't want to.   Oh, I've always wanted to do this with Ranma."

"You, you, you …" Akane blathered.

"What the heck is going on?" Ranma demanded, getting a good look at the bunny girl in his arms.   This was turning out to be another wierd day.

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