It was well past midnight when Kisuragi Shun returned wearily to the dormitory called by its residence with affection by the nome 'Greenwood'. He plodded through the entrance hall, sulked up the stairs, and lurched through the hallway to slip into his dorm room. Knowing that, for the moment, he was the only one occupying the room, Shun turned on the lamp, filling the room with light.
On his face Shun wore a weary, saddened look, as if his world had just collapsed around him. Or experienced a sudden change and he did not know if, let alone how, he could handle it. He lifted his head to stare at his own beautiful features reflected in the mirror: the long sable hair, the soft face, the slyphlike figure. Dressed up right, Shun could easily pass for a girl.
Hell, Shun often did dress up right and pass as a girl!
Shun glanced down at his chest, noting that it stuck out a great deal more than he was used to. He used to arrange his clothes such that it hung slightly tented in the front, as if there could be breasts under them. No amount of tenting, however, could produce this much bulge! It was as if he had stuffed a good-sized bra under his shirt.
Shun pulled put the sweater and shirt, revealing that it was not, in fact, a case of wearing a stuffed bra. In place of a flat chest, Shun now had two knobs of flesh attached to his chest. Her chest, it seemed, as Shun had already checked on the other piece of equipment and found it to be missing.
"Damn you, Hermod!" hissed Shun, "why did it have to be me?"
One Hour Previous...
"*Ahem!*" the animated creature on the screen coughed, then smiled at the camera. "Hi! My name is Hermod. I've been charged with finding the new Valkyrie by Odin."
Shun had gone to his friend Yuuki's house to watch some anime. Mahou Shoujou anime, to be precise. Shun was partial to the genre, although he wasn't nearly the Magical Girl otaku that Kanazuchi Yuuki. That guy was a nut.
Yuuki had just acquired this new DVD for a magical girl show he had never heard before, Sparkling Generation Valkyrie. It promised to be a magical girl show like none they had seen before.
Already, Shun spotted one difference. The required token cute magical mascot wasn't so much cute but weird. It looked like a cross between a cat and a monkey, if they had mange. Not cute at all.
The so-called cute magical mascot looked over its shoulder conspirationally. "As we speak, the fire giant Surt is making his move to conquer Midguard. That's why I need YOU," it said.
"Who?!! Show me who!" came the impatient shout of Yuuki.
"You!" came the critter's voice, this time not through the speakers of the TeeVee, but loud and clear, as if the thing was in the very room. The screen went all worbly, and the great surprise of the viewers, something stretched out of the screen, all glowey-like. It landed in front of the TeeVee, fully formed and large as life (although he was small).
The critter—Hermod, Shun supposed—stretched out. "Ah! Feels good to be outta that DVD! Kinda cramped in there, doncha know?" it said with a hearty growl. It pulled out a piece of paper and began to read it. "'Congrats! You're the Valkyrie! This means that you will now fight for Odin and protect Midguard and Asguard. So let's get this show on the road and kick some giant ass!'"
Hermod held out his hand-paw, and a glowing crystal appeared. Hermod scanned the two people in the room, sizing them up. Then it focused on Shun, his voice in a powerful intonation, "I bind ye to Odin's will, ye chosen by Fate. Protect the realm of man and god with ye courage. Take Odin's gift and become..." The glow burning in Hermod's hand launched itself at a scared Shun. "...VALKYRIE!"
Shun arched back as the glowing sphere went through his clothes and implanted itself in his breast. The pain made him scream, and the room was filled with a blinding white light as the first transformation took hold.
"Yep-yep! A new Valkyrie is born!" said Hermod, looking self-satisfied.
"KYAAAHHHH!!!!" Shun screamed, causing the little creature to bristle. "Somethin' the matter, missy?" asked the cat-monkey.
Shun had collapsed to her now-bare knees. She was now dressed in a tight white bodysuit with a high mandarin collar, the jewel stuck just above the notch of her chest, and a wide sparkling golden midsection. A cloth drop inscribed with runes hung from both the front and back of this midsection, flopping over a short pleated white skirt, and a wide, red bow tied the back. Silvery shoulder guards hung off her shoulders (natch). A pair of winglets were clipped on just before her ears. Her knee-high boots were on killer-heels. Her hands, clad in fingerless, elbow-length red gloves, groped two new additions to her chest. "WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE?!!" she asked, shocked and dazed and confused.
"Um, I don't know what you kids call 'em nowadays, but I believe they be 'breasts'," said Hermod, quite calmly.
"I was afraid of that..." whined the new girl.
"Humina humina humina!" Yuuki murmured, staring quite obviously at the hot chick that her longtime friend and fellow Mahou Shoujou lover had turned into.
*goosh goosh*
Shun, on the verge of tears kneeling on the ground, squeased her own breasts in shock and horror.
*goosh goosh*
Shun got over the shock and horror part, and now looked merely sorrowful.
*goosh goosh*
The sorrowful look was replaced with that of wonder.
*goosh goosh goosh*
The look of wonder was replaced with a wide smile. Shun's pawing of herself became more vigorous.
*goosh goosh goosh goosh*
The wide small was succeeded by a toothy grin. She stepped the pawing up a notch.
*goosh goosh goosh goosh gooshity goosh*
And finally, Acceptance. Vigorous, perverted acceptance, as she was now pawing her own assets quite vigorously. Yuuki finally could take no more, and his nose exploded in a fountain of blood.
"STOP THAT!" barked Hermod.
Shun's hands came away from her breasts and went to the back of her head. "Sorry!"
The little cat-monkey looked exasperated. "What the hell's wrong with you, girl?!" it asked testily. "It's like you've never seen your breasts before!"
Shun stood for the first time since becoming the Valkyrie, and she was angry. "Considering that until a few minutes ago I didn't HAVE any breasts, I think this is quite understandable!!" Shun roared.
In the background, Yuuki crawled off to fetch a tissue to mop up his face.
"Ah! Late developer, eh?" Hermod said, understanding. "Consider it a freebie, then!"
"That's not it!!" Shun was up to shrieking now. "I was a guy until you slapped me with this transformation thing! Now turn me back, you little cat-monkey thingy!"
"Marmoset," corrected Hermod.
"What?"
"I'm a marmoset. Not a 'cat-monkey thingy'," Hermod explained, as if in a lecture. All he needed was a white coat, baton, and a pair of glasses sitting on his nose.
"Don't even TRY to change the subject! Just change me back!" countered Shun.
Yuuki returned to the room, still wiping his nose free of blood.
"Wait, you're a man, and you were watching a magical girl anime?" Hermod asked. "Why, pray tell?"
"It was moral support," Shun said weakly.
"'Moral support', eh?" The marmalade-whatever looked skeptical.
"Listen, it's not MY DVD! He's the Mahou Shoujou addict here!" Valkyrie Shun shouted pointing at Yuuki.
"Wha—?" yeeped Yuuki, suddenly looking very nervous.
"Oh, yeah. That's right." Hermod turned to Yuuki, who looked very nervous. "Well, boy? What's your rationale."
Yuuki swallowed. "Err... I like the, um, relationships between the characters in them?" he said, not very convincingly, looking away from the wall of magical girl paraphernalia that he had gathered over years of collecting.
"Try again, pervert!" Hermod replied.
Shun's chest started jigging in response to a tremor.
The marmoset noticed. "I thought I told you to stop that!" Hermod barked.
"I'm not doing anything!" protested Shun. Indeed, her hands were quite far from the jiggling chest.
"If you're not doing anything, then what's causing..." Hermod then felt the slight tremor of the ground himself. The marmoset companion bigsweated, his ears folding down and a grimace forming on his face. "Aww, they had to send it right his second, didn't they?" he murmured anxiously.
Note to self: jiggle = bad stuff! thought Valkyrie Shun.
Shun sighed. Her first trial as the Valkyrie happened right then and there. She defeated the giant bull-like Auroch, discovering her first attacks, and learned that, despite what magical girls shows had taught her, the enemy does not go down with the first strike. Stupid Yuuki.
Hermod taught her to return to her mundane from after the ordeal, and she did, only to find that she still had the feminine goodies. Hermod explained that the magic had bonded with her, including the female part, and he wasn't strong to undo the binding.
Shun flopped on the bed. Then lifted herself back up. "ACK! Dammit!" she squeaked, "I guess I better get used to having these." She flipped over, leaving her new assets unpinched, and staring up at the bunk above.
With a sigh, Kisuragi Shun, new girl on the block, said,
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