Kisaragi Shun laid on her back, as yet unused to resting face down on the two globes of flesh that now adorned her chest. Her face was scrunched with worry. "People have started placing bets on how long it'll take my new roommate to figure out I'm not really a girl..." Kisaragi Shun whispered to herself, "Which seems to be right out the window now, seeing that really I am a girl as of an hour ago."
Shun's face turned determined, as she sat up. "Better tell Mitsuru-sempai and Shinobu-sempai.... they'll know how to handle it." She jerked her arm up to present a clenched fist. This sudden motion caused a more subtle motion in her chest. Shun's determined look vanished. "Aw, who am I kidding? No one's levelheaded enough to take that kind of news without wigging out. Not even Shinobu-sempai. Right, I won't tell them. Just tell 'em to find some other way to get the welcome party money."
With this plan in mind, Shun got out of bed. Then she paused, waiting for her assets to stop quaking. "But first, I gotta take care of you puppies," she said, directing her comment at her brand spankin'-new breasts.
The door to Greenwood 210 opened slowly with a small creak. Shun poked her head out, looking this way and that to make sure the coast was clear. Then she stalked all the way down the hall, all fifteen feet, to her sempais' dorm room next door.
Shun raised her dainty fist, which hadn't changed with her gender, up to knock on Sempais' door. She glanced down to her chest to make sure that her breasts were well-hidden. She noted that they strapped down pretty well—only a subtle, barely noticeable curve was left over, rather than the rather obvious sticky-outedness she had not five minutes before. However, any tighter and she couldn't breathe comfortably; this would have to do.
Shun's knuckles rapped against the door, lightly but with an insistence that rivaled the hardest of pounding.
"Yo!" came the voice of Ikeda Mitsuru, Shun's sempai.
"Lemme in!" came Shun's insistent whisper. Shun looked around once again.
After a few thumping noises, the door opened quietly. Shun slipped in without a sound.
"What's the matter, Shun-kun?" asked the sempai.
Shun stepped up to Mitsuru and looked with pleading eyes into his. "We have a problem, Sempai! We have to call the whole bet off!"
Mitsuru drew back, as if Shun had said something blasphemous. Well, given how he was into that whole money for the dorm gig, her words WERE blasphemous in his view. "Why? What's the problem?" he asked, recovering from my outburst.
How do I explain this? How do I explain that the bet was now as good as rigged, she thought. Well... actually, the bet already is rigged, just not in the way they want now! And not the way they expected! "I just can't do it!"
Shinobu raised a thin eyebrow. "Why not? You've never had any trouble with posing as a woman before. Why is this time any different?"
Because I'm not going to be posing as a woman anymore! Shun thought, and almost said, but her mouth clamped around it and never saw the light of day (or night, for that matter). "I have my reasons! You'll just have to give everyone their money back!"
Mitsuru's smiling face was cast in a menacing shadow. "Now, Shun..." growled the sempai, "We had an agreement. You'd pose as a girl for three days, then take a fall. It should be the easiest thing in the world; just act like you normally do, and Kazuya wouldn't suspect a thing. And remember, this is all for Kazuya's benefit."
"Mitsuru-sempai, I'm telling you, don't make that bet!" Shun said emphatically.
"Now, now, Shun-kun. All you have to is take a dive sometime on the third day. That day, you see, has the best return on our investment. Of course, you have to make it look like a goof-up on your part, but if you can pull off playing a girl, then you can pull off making your big revelation look like a goof-up." He took a second to think. "I know! You can use the urinal instead of a stall that day! That should give you a few seconds to..."
Mitsuru trailed off as he looked at Shun's face. "...Shun, are you okay? That's quite a tick your developing."
"Dammit, you two! I can't take a dive! I've turned into—" Shun cut herself off. Were her sempai openminded enough to take this shocker? To say nothing of the entire dorm if she just blurted out that she had just turned into a girl; the walls of the dorm were quite thin.
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